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by Brandon Edge

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1.
tweakin' greeks, they're coming for me tweakin' greeks, they won't let me be tweakin' greeks, they're on pcp, and methamphetamine oh no tweakin' greeks, they smoke lots of dope tweakin' greeks, they climb lots of rope tweakin' greeks, they drink lots of coke which contains no aspartame when the pressure of stress is gnawing and the day of the dead is dawning the bird of justice will awaken with talons that are clawing I AM THE OFFICIAL DMB OWL, I AM THE OFFICIAL DMB OWL I AM THE OFFICIAL OWL OF THE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND AND I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU "I'M READY TO KILL" tweakin' greeks, we're locked in the dome tweakin' greeks, it's the only home we've ever known you're questioning me? well you don't know what i've seen tweakin' greeks, they're learning to fly tweakin' greeks, they're helping me die do you think you can cry for the love i've been denied? when the light of the world is dimming and the knives of greeks are skinning the love birds start descending the best days of our lives are beginning the odds in our favor for winning hey man, do you wanna do some pills or something? YEAH I AM THE OFFICIAL DMB OWL, I AM THE OFFICIAL DMB OWL I AM THE OFFICIAL OWL OF THE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND AND I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU "I'M READY TO KILL" greeks claw their eyes out, like an owl would!
2.
Motormouth 09:29
it's time to reap the consequences of your actions it's gotta get inside your brain do you understand the things that i'm trying to say i'm feeling the pain, i'm feeling some strain i've gotta think of something to fucking say ooh, lotta weird sounds, makin' weird sounds and you're gonna listen, now i can't move my mouth, can't move my mouth i can't move my mouth, blabity-blah blah blah i can't move my mouth, i can't talk anymore oh what's the problem today can't talk, i can't write this song i'm having problems, they're coming along swimmingly i can't move my mouth, my telephone is ringing won't you come to my house and tell me what it's all about i've got a fucking motormouth and it keeps moving/talking every time i look at your face lexmark is a person, lexmark is a person you might think it's a printer, but it's not suck my wood come down come down come down to my come down come down to come down to the bottom of the ...equilibrium it'll explain itself to you in time you see the chords i play, you know the games i..play i'm gonna give you some head lexmark is coming down lexmark is coming to town coming to town coming to town to meet up with the people who think like we do (and kill you) it's a band of geniuses that think like we do (snort the drugs) oh yeah it's time to... your mother was a fag hag, a fag your mother was a fag hag, a fag your mother was a fag hag, a fag your mother was a fag hag, a fag your mother was a fag hag, a fag your mother was a fag hag, a fag keep your mouth shut, you motormouth slut get on my butt, i kinda like to strut no WD40 needed, no WD40 you let yourself down you open the package they give you some money you open the package bitch a guard is bringing the prisoners to you the children are reading the books i'm giving you sth, sth that can grant your wish you're telling me lies, musicians are fucked in the head the fishermen will catch the fish i want to teach you things about science, science i'm not a journalist but i can make you dinner, uh huh you are a slut, and i can get you some coffee, coffee yeah i really really really like to spend your money now now nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww gimme my hat back man, i need a hat fuckin hat, hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat....hat please, sir, won't you, give me my, hat back i only have one hat, you see it's my favorite hat
3.
[a lot of the words were taken from fb posts by AL and Cinnamon Swirl, who are both chicks] yeah, you got my coke, you got my coke, YOU GOT MY COKE artificial cherry anything is nasty as fuck hey brandon write a song called 'cherry cola tastes like balls in the summertime' this shit doesn't work right i wish i was famous like Adam Duritz is, so you would suck my wood i post Billy Corgan lyrics so that you will love me that chord change wasn't very good but i'm sticking with it now oh lord, what have i unleashed? as long as you don't keep singing about your pussy oh lord, what have i unleashed? as long as you don't keep singing about your pussy didn't see anything regarding coke or pizza there you didn't reference anything that i wanted to hear, no no no no i don't know if i accept the world as it is today but i know that i should keep on existing so you can listen to my stupid dumbass fucking emo-ass songs, emo songs post bomb you cunt, you post bombed me and your, none of you are as cool as Jimmy Smits in the movie "Running Scared" when he said "you got my coke!" tastes like balls in the summertime coke is emo, drinking coke will give you diabetes and that will make you even more emo than you were before Billy Corgan looks like an egg, man this can keep on going or it can stop now, it's your choice, ugh
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Eschew 05:40
you've suffered long indoctrination, furnished houses new bought back innocence and wonder, oblivion eschewed never fail to answer or to question all the things they say it's remarkable, it's great...it's you fulfilling the hopes of the tiniest minds expecting returns along diminishing lines their forests of green whisper glistening lies to tempt and charm you, and this should alarm you but do you think you can eschew are you ready to bang with my crew, ee-oo do you think that you can screw and leave behind the life you once knew a brand new set of principles to preach another sort of stockpile you can leech floating through the ether i beseech the many speckled dockers thus to breach the many speckled dockers thus we preach cobble like a panther in the jungle fancied indecision leads to hunger resurrect your interest for a moment diplomacy diplomacy diplomacy diplomacy soluble religions that dissolve quite nicely presidents and regents will condone my actions state your case into my face you bastard pop me like a cooter do it faster are you ready to bang with my crew, ee-oo do you think that you can screw and leave behind the life you once knew i rest my case, i rest it oh so faintly i test your etiquette, you will act so dainty i'm operating on cigarettes and alcohol, mainly i'm hoping somehow this will make you love me this will make you love me this will make you love me eakin out a meager existence finding what we need in this resistance bash the heads of those who disagree find new energy sources, plant those trees plant those trees, plant those trees do you think you can eschew do you think you can eschew i know you can eschew, i know you can eschew eschew do you think you can eschew are you ready to bang with my crew, ee-oo well do you think that you can screw and leave behind the life you once knew Meg Ryan Squirrel wants a cashew Meg Ryan Squirrel needs a cashew!
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Gondola 03:08
do you wanna take a ride on a gondola going to the other side of reality don't you know it's time to DIE on a gondola we'll be floating down on the river styx you know your destination is fixed nothing left to steal nothing left to sell cause now you're going straight to HELL i'll laugh as demons stab you with their burning rods as you scream and beg for mercy to your favorite gods melting flesh and boiling blood HAIL TO SATAN ALL HAIL SATAN HAIL KING SATAN he's gonna make my dreams come true all that's left for you is to fucking suffer suffer cry scream die, and then do it all again! blahblahblah satan burn in hell die mar rar hail satan ok?
6.
well i was hanging out in the parking lot after the prom i was wearing a nice blue dress that belonged to my mom when a van pulled up blasting loud grunge rock when the side door opened i saw nothing but cock i was scared as hell as the fear rushed over me they tied me with twine and gave me some wine they took me to a warehouse in 20 minutes time put me inside a ring of fire as i began to cry for the song had started to play and there was nothing left to say all i could do was wait, wait and see, as the events unfolded and their resolve emboldened as i was thinking of a way to get free a shirtless man appeared on the scene he said "my name is weiland and i hold a degree in philosophy" and that he'd like to get close to me he swung from a chain and demanded that i lick his nuts i told him i was trying and that he should stay still because a body in motion stays in motion until acted upon by an opposing force then out of the corner of my eye i saw another guy he was wearing a loincloth and looking like a caveman i couldn't figure out what this was all about he stood up and said politely "my name is kevin and i like to dance do you want i should beat this weiland nance?" i said ok, and he pulled out a club he hit weiland in the nuts...and i guess that was enough to distract him while kevin pissed on the flames we got into the van and got it on w/ no shame i like to fuck cavemen and party with cocaine but the weiland creep took it a little too far he shouldn't have messed with me now weiland and his band are gonna learn the meaning of suede without the "e"
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i'm gonna gitcha gitcha, i wanna lick ya lick ya it's really interesting to watch me die entice me, our railroad, escort me, to jail, ho in parentheses an exodus that leaves with no fanfare centered in pestilence avoiding the glare of repetitious mongrel attache tax the spherical maximize empirical sordid expression to rock the genitalia of a princess, uh huh for exactly 30 minutes! cursing lovers and screaming boredom and dreaming felt enough by demeaning the razors of ellis ivy covers the trellis, laissez-faire no speaka spanish i sent the prefect to prison that's the matter of recourse, suck the stipend in sequence fix the website so i can obtain a thousand new groupies to RAM i need to ram a groupie, a-ram ram a groupie so i can feel like a man presents are wrapped on the ground jesus and satan both approve of my sound i'm leaving behind the rarities if you please and i think i can cure your emo disease so what's up? i've got a hundred bucks can i get a blowjob and possibly a few used books that's a prospect i accept cause i am officially bored as hell there's a bed that we can use at the nearest motel there's a cockatoo that whistles cause it's just as well we'll be flailing and impaling and assailing til dawn scamping dampening clamping like the claws of the prawn it'll be an excursion in rampant perversion, perversion perversion, perversion nothing finer than shacking up with a miner and by miner i don't mean under 18 i mean the kind that dig shit up for money that's right a female miner would be preferred but no qualified applicants will be deterred from the position i need to fill and that would be to suck my dill the cat is on the grill would you like some hardcore evidence of my awesomeness? it's right in front of your face would you like some hardcore evidence of my awesomeness of my awesomeness of my awesomeness it's no surprise that i'm planning your demise cause i'm god, god, god, god, god, god, god, goddddddddd but i need a new groupie to RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM i couldn't follow that chord change i just want it to be known that i want to fucking ram a groupie ram ram ram ram ram RAM RAAAAAM i want to ram YOU whoever you are if you're listening to this song then you'll know that i'm talking to you because i am clairvoyant, i have a sixth sense but it really doesn't make no sense no it don't i see things in my mind, oh no would you please proffer me some contraband in the form of chemicals i want to get high, i want to do lots of drugs and lick your eye i want to suck on your eye, suck on your eye i will suck on your EYE I WILL SUCK ON YOUR EYE cause i am the speaker of the house because i am the SPEAKER OF THE HOOOOOOOOUSE!!!
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sound off, lie low get lost, go where you want to go restraint, fall back contain the constant urge to hack hack hack pissed off, insane no patience left to play all these games destroy, sex tape don't want that stuff to get out and escape eloquent distraction try to get me off my ass and do the things that i'm supposed to do where can we find happiness the flashpoint of desire improve the transcript, communicate without the fear of being misunderstood and judged an asshole with no chance to really speak your mind you've got two choices one to live and one to die austria is interesting cause hitler was from there he killed a lot of people and he had weird facial hair i've got a problem with das tschuly she's much too far away but if she was in front of me i don't know what i'd say i hate when people call me "guy" it makes me nuts i refuse to pronounce a J like a Y if i can call you julia then i guess that you're allowed to call me guy don't wanna be misunderstood and judged an asshole where can we find happiness, the flashpoint of desire eloquent distraction killing me so, i've got no chance to speak my mind, no i got two choices, i'm so misunderstood, oh suck my wood! am i alive i don't trust you! distrust, of clones i rust like a disused garden hoe your love, is gold i'll conquer whatever i need to to make it grow sound off, ransack release me from the panic attack contract i'll kiss your feet i'll leave this fleeting thought incomplete where can we find happiness, the flashpoint of desire improve the transcript, communicate without the fear of being misunderstood and judged an asshole with no chance to really speak your mind you've got two choices one to live and one to die not gonna die just yet, sorry to disappoint you
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Stand-by 02:16
words are no match for feelings they haven't even got a clue about the deeper meaning we could be forever goldmine encyclopedia, quest for the ever-changing truth read on to make it worth the time you've lost together hope standing by, until first light arrives, won't you invite, hope standing by i wouldn't need to own you no use denying your true self so practice your aikido and fly like a buzzy beetle i try to make you happy that's what i think about a lot while i'm burning down cathedrals all for you my weasel love standing by, until it's something close to right shoes with no ties, love standing by
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it's so painful to leave the one you love behind no one needs that kind of heartache in their life the rest of your life is filled with days like writing lyrics to a song when you've got nothing else to say please console me please don't scold me the world has brought and sold me and now i'm damaged goods there's something pure, it's misunderstood, in my subconscious something that would disturb your conscience it's called the ability to tell the truth and it makes me feel important til i remember that i'm not pick axe pick axe, it's kicking my ass pick axe pick axe, no wonder i blast holes in whatever i can find with whatever projectile weapon i can find, my love is blind my soul is confined in a chamber of horrors of which i'll periodically remind you it's imparative that imbue a sense of doom drugging all the children in the village before hand so they won't be awake and causing mass panic cause that's what pagan children do we have the wooden phallus and the olive oil to screw so let the ceremony begin i'll hold you over my head with one hand i have the strength of a wolf or possibly 2 there's no escape for you so just give in and find me some groupies to ram whether it be a miss or ma'am i don't really give a damn as long as i can ram ram ram ram ram ram ram ram ram ram ram ram ram
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Cubical 02:43
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[much as it appeared on a 9/99 jambox tape, basically tried to copy that. not really possible cause i was in some very weird state of mind when i did that and a few other sketches on that tape, but my voice is totally screwed today so i figured i'd give it a shot, rec'd 1/11/14] god help me i'm thinkin about takin you away to some place i can help yeaaaah yess i can't stay in a cage, whats wrong w/ me what i want...cannot BE noooooooooooooooooooooooooo what i wanna be is gone up a tree and if i oh i wanna call on the phone, I CAN'T! cause i dont got what, its all fucked i cant see the light because i cant find the door because i cant turn it on, yeah i cant find the ..thing cause I CAN'T!! baby baby do you wanna have some fun baby baby don't you know i'm the only one baby baby i wrote this song for you baby baby, you know i loooooooove yooooou yeah
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Time to Kill 06:39
[total improv. disclaimer: i don't actually wish harm on the president, or homosexuals. in fact i think both are pretty cool for the most part. i am a bit pissed at these mechanics who've had my car for 2 wks and haven't even given me an estimate yet, despite telling me they would call me back twice.] lyrics..eh...gettin angry...time to kill...you get the picture
14.
your distrust of my genitalia makes me nervous if you need to go down you might bite your distrust of the way i do things makes me nervous and it complicates things you might fight i was destined to be a monarch celebrate my assertations henceforth i will strike, i will kill, i will reign, blood will spill blood will spill your distrust of my administrative choices will lead to civil unrest gaining a foothold for a revolution strike that's the thing that i'm trying to avoid now i know the way to live, i'm not a boy now leave me to my own devices and sit back down please you might bite, you might fight you might be the one that's gonna stop me now no one no one no one gonna stop me now stop me now
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get blown get blown get fucking blown i want to get blown i get so crazy then i push it away cause it hurts sometimes and i'd like to get blown before i die don't want to be infected with that plague of hopeless desire and jealous pride the ancient fear will let you die, so that's it then, i'm just not good enough i can deal with that but you have to say it you want to know can we still be friends i'm not sure cause my love never ends, it'll never end it's based on stupid shit that exists in my mind that i can't forget no matter how i try music music i'm so fucking sick of it die by me shooting you on a fucking astral plane eat a cactus, drink the hemlock death to your philosophical tenets and penetrate your eyeballs with sharp objects and replace with cotton balls cold hands of innocence cradle the handle and the barrel as it blasted you meant a lot to me you meant a lot to me you meant a lot to me yeah inkblots and pressing thoughts the fear descends on her headdress the master's voice is deafening as the guilt dissolves my heart remnants of the cross are paid in full distrust awkward stare of the crevice flare cause the airplane to combust on the ground, all the slaves wallow in the broken blackened waste sorrow sprinkled splintered toxic dust, dust, dust, dust you and your ways have made me a slave you and your ways have made me kind of boring it's all your fault that my life is destroyed it's all your fault that i'm totally annoyed all dna ever needed to do is make copies of itself. left to its own devices all that would exist on this planet would be little naked molecules of dna, we are nothing more than the accumulation of its mistakes generated randomly and guided by natural selection
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Oddcats 04:32
[lyrics: some real words, some fake words]
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charlie, sold his soul party, rock and then roll army, army of jews sorry, they're coming for you! try not to be so bloody charming try to be conscious of the carving i don't belong inside this palace i miss when i could be so callous we can define in a heartbeat your new role my mind is racing my heart is black as coal because i am the official linkin park mole aces high awkward sentinel parses the blight paces, 20 at dawn faceless, trapped in the song what a conundrum for the scholars panic disaster forest fire manic imposter forcing dire consequences for the liars who ignore the issue that persists in all the peasants' minds a fitting fate for royalty most unkind like i've cultivated individuality the soldiers building campfires always laughing no morals, no mercy for prince charles see you in hell charlie, moles will assail and bid you death i'll finance the war log split heart attack is what you afford chilling, no feelings as you're ripped apart by my claws!
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Smokescreen 04:03
a party to my parlor games you've always been a slave it seems our purposes exposed at last one flicker of light and then it's passed a service approved and then appropriated for the ones who can endure the constant shame and aren't afraid of guns guns guns guns constant distress constant distrust transgressions confessed options discussed patent the pain, full court press i'm not impressed but i'm playing all the same aren't you happy, at peace in this smokescreen hypnotised, an expense devised imagination fuels that power play hours and days, adding up atrocity straights and gays, uninhibited hypocrisy they're leading us on, righting the wrong so we besiege, unto the breach, unto the love we found inside the sound now, alright, it's ready to be engaged i found the slaves that i need, are you one of them solemn place on the rise in the face i know you can die [it'll take] some time to rise, reclaim your life from this smokescreen ever after is on my agenda, in this smokescreen in the forest elves are organising and that's why i'm happy again we're crashing the party political parties, they're going down hear the bombs, it's a horrible sound i'm ready to fight, i'm ready to reclaim my life i'm ready to go to hell, yeah! meet me in hell, i like to feel the fires of hell burning inside my soul, yeah alright rock and roll fires of hell are burning and... somethin' really interesting's goin' on!
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TV Land 06:05
i've been summoned by a deity i dare not understand drawn into a fearsome catastrophic change of plans into a strangely populated land of frightening plays in the evening when the darkness takes over what it can little ghosts and goblins come and take you by the hand and take you to a place they call tv land i'm what they call the white man i'll have you understand i'm something to observe, when i'm running with my clan i've got the dick the size of a thimble and i'm nimble like rush limbaugh have you ever seen him leap, it's an astounding feat he can fall 30 stories and still land on his feet it's uncanny, to see the fanny act like a parachute you know that i'm a creep like a mouse i'm known to squeak it's true that i'm boring and a useless waste of space but never mind that, hand over your territory and promptly DIE i'm white and i've got tv, how can you say you're better than me that's not possible, you see, i've got the documents and the case law to prove my worth to the last penny, to the last dime don't you dare interfere with my crime, with my campaign of hate and fear i will fly up behind you on a broomstick and yell in your ear "hey people, get ready for the revolution" that's my solution witchcraft and racism, go hand in hand television is a big part of our master plan underneath our white skin lie the scales of a reptile it's a devious scheme we've been devising for quite a while in fact it goes back to the beginning of time when adam and eve committed their first unholy crime i was there, and part of me has never left the scene cause my sinful existence allows me to transcend time i can be two places at once, oh it's oh so sublime i can stab your god with a pitchfork while i'm reading the 6 o'clock news live on the scene it's a live report, we've got our reports in hand to add to the stack of fucking bullshit everywhere you look the conspiracy is transparent in saudia arabia, or at the table with your parents there's no fucking escape so just give in to the plan there's no escape, so won't you just give in to the white man's plan and we'll all live happily ever after in tv land yeah, yeah, yeah change it, this sucks, change it, this sucks, change it grow a fucking brain, there's no such thing as a fucking shapeshifting reptile, there's only a bunch of greedy humans monkeys with larger brains, or so i'm told that's what they tell me in school yeah, charles darwin, knew what the fuck was going on, yes he did yeah won't you suck my dong, my fucking dong while i'm singing this song, suck my dong while i'm singing this song in tv land we know the things that make you happy we've got all our research in hand, and we can take it from here back to you, bob
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just a little bit of alcohol can make your mind so impervious just a little bit of alcohol can make your time so enjoyable refrain from demeaning, i'm scared of the ceiling dried out purity intention quelled cycle through to rinse my blissful ignorance embrace reality of trees i've felled i don't have to feel my heart i don't have to play guitar i don't have to love you so just a little bit of alcohol to forget about it all off track, life depleted pitch black and receded wallow in the heartless postured sound shoot down truth and beauty gliding gracefully and crashing mercilessly to the ground perhaps i can blame society i don't have to be a star i don't have to fix this car i don't have to love you so just a little bit of alcohol we'll be bouncin' off the wall just a little bit of alcohol to forget about it all
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i am the man who invented the first clock yet you don't even know my name you won't return my everlasting affection for you i assume it's because you don't understand the value of love of time and space and the things that bind us together as human beings i've invented the clock, and now you can be on time you can put on your socks and shoes and socks and go make a dime you be anything that you want to be, and of course it's all because of me because i am the man who invented the first clock clock, first clock we are the girls, we are the girls who invented lesbianism it's not known the year in which we lived, as you see we lived before the days of calendars and clocks and such, we knew so little yet spoke so much and it brought us great joy to exchange sexual favors and bake lots of goodies to munch yes we were ready for anything we were ready for anything the world might throw at us but the fact is that wealth is never sufficient you must give in to the lust you feel the lust you feel is such a fire that rages like molten steel when it cools it's hard and strong and sturdy supporting the trains and buildings of centuries to come centuries to come centuries to come we are the crew that invented faster than light travel now man can traverse the galaxy as he once did rocks and gravel there's a lot to be said which can't be put into words the poetry of science isn't something that you learn it exists in the genes, and their sequenced devotions the heavier elements resulting from stellar explosions we cast off the ignorance of centuries past we spurn and despise incorporeal bombast as we glide and disperse and quote chapter and verse from the scriptures of the physical universe we explore we explore and implore build bridges open doors discover structures of other worlds containing hundreds of floors and alien lifeforms that scurry and scamp worlds arid and dry, humid and damp it's fascinating and most intriguing to hear aliens speaking, and to taste a lesbian's genitals as they are leaking, as they are leaking to look at a clock and to trust in its expenditure to question immortality as a way of getting things done and then of course to give in because it's all about me i am the only one that matters and i must live indefinitely there's no such thing as shame anymore there's no such thing as shame anymore there's no such thing as money we have what we need, the resources to feed the human population as it continues to breed that's something to behold as i'm sure that you're aware and for reasons unbeknownst, thou shalt give not a care for time and space and homosexuality chaste will forever be cataloged on my immortal face on my immortal face i catalog the infinite, i will invent the spaceship i will taste the lesbian, i will show you the clock that keeps time perfectly we glide, we disperse, the genitals never need to rehearse they know what they're in for, they know what to do we can scurry and scamp and make life difficult for you, for you because we are the inventors inventors, the inventors, the inventors
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Attitude 03:15
[total improv, 5/6/13.] call me in the morning, call me in the night call me in the afternoon and i'll try to act right call me when you're feeling blue and call me when you're high call me when you get some news and call me when you die i need to get through to you, don't blame it on my attitude take me to a party, take me to the moon take me where you feel like takin' me, just say you'll take me soon go forth and multiply, and go forth and cry go to the place where you gotta go, just hurry up and decide i need to get through to you, don't blame me or my attitude ow ow ow ow jesus won't you save me, peter won't you try i think that i've been good to the world, and i've, got, eyes i want to make you happy, i won't make you cry i won't do anything at all, just say you're mine...noww.... i need to get through to you don't blame me, for my attitude
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[improv, 1/23/14...]
24.
i've been simulated, i no longer exist i release you from your pain, whoa don't get a hard-on if it's not for real i only want real...[etc]
25.
you were very prescient, when you said that i was dead now i feel invincible, i am simply incredible watch me move and see me glide i prance across the mountainside i shall now go to belize, feel the warmth of a tropical breeze while the plants can make me sneeze there's an abundance of terrestrial and marine species with which i can deftly communicate and instruct at once to congregate we only have so much time, and then it's over and then we die so do what you will while you can experience the glory of beast and man when i was a wee small lad, i volunteered to be totally rad i wore the clothes i sung the songs i taught american society its rights and wrongs how they thanked me when they saw the imminent strike of the tiger's claw surreptitious make believe, fanciful and distasteful greed how they pride themselves upon their affinity for mind control wear your heart upon your sleeve, but take care not to be deceived we only have so much time, and then it's over and then we die so do what you will while you can experience the glory of beast and man i'm tellin' you man, it's a glorious world out there!
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[1/26/14...lyrics completely improv'd, and terrible!]
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[lyrics: 1999 mostly, w/ a few words changed, music: rec'd 2006 i think. vocals: 1/27/14] looking at girls in their common threads i turn a blind eye to the sun in the sky i insist on losing, begging, terminal space junk floating debris of me goodness gracious love is contagious i shouldn't stand so close to someone as sick as you terminal begging, looking so obviously desperate life surrounds, satellites don't mince metaphors autumn leaves auburn leaves falling all around my head on a soft forest floor with love in my eyes i roll to the side and look to the sky, so blue, and you lying still and nothing is a problem but the nightfall, i haven't got a light, and it's a long way home flowing hair glowing eyes, joy to hear of what you don't know in and out of another gray cave, starving for you haven't eaten for days, failing feeling so demeaning stumble through the haze suffer from erasure, time is displaced i'm lost in love i'm lost in... one last woman to sail the ships for 2 voices: one does the other's purest will find no comfort, standing walking sleeping watching the world playing the songs always alone but i know soon it will be the final distress i will meet the end of my unrest often offering seldom received often preaching seldom believed harvest is plenty the laborers few that is why i'm so in love with you give and take give and take give me your love for heavens sake "when will i be free" "don't ask" your inquiry is pointless and green we don't plan these things for a reason they're just what comes naturally
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Ram Request 04:27
[vocals (except the last bit at the end): 2007. first FL part: 2013, 2nd FL part: 2010? i think. compiled/fooled with 1/28/14] [lyrics: again, it's nothing worth typing out.]
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too bad my invitation came and went unused so sad your visitation had to end so soon maintain my innocence of purpose and of mind the drawback of common sense is that it's so hard to find essence omnipotent, omniscient and ever-present in my heart so i'll continue to cherish my regret 'til death do us part so reluctant to disclose the habit thoughts, the pain you've wrought piss on the purest unencumbered thought crimes don't you know it all, and arise and forgo all? you never reach out for my lost soul remember sitting beside me, a table seating two i used to know all that i wish i'd said to you your virtue isn't greed or malice and not blithe you were just visiting the jail where i'm serving life so despondent but resolved to be myself, to speak my thoughts piss on the purest unencumbered thought crimes don't you know it all, and arise and forgo all? i wish you'd reach out for my lost soul
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if i release you, will you be alright so far we've seen the eloquent distraction of all things hold fast to me, i'll comfort you in times of need give in to grace, forgive your certain fate no cause to please the forebears of disease to silent speech, heuristic aphorism that shields my peace ghost harbor freeze, trapped beneath the ice we're floating free so far so good, no chance of a flood step back and witness superb examples of evolution!!!!!!!!!!!!! my little freakazoids! save me from myself, i feel so unwell protect all my dreams, and force me to be at peace to press on, my sweetest love
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[mostly improv, 1/31/14] everyone's trying to tell me about these sluts but no one's willing to help me when i need to get fucked if you're not gonna help me find some cooch stick a knife in my neck real soon hey baby won't you kill me please hey baby i'm down upon my knees i see that you've got another man someone who can fulfill your plans but he isn't the same as i am i am unique i can do many things you know but those things you need, i don't know you gotta tell me what they are or i can't do much and i can't even rhyme to the fuckin' lines i'm tryin' to it's true, i do, wanna screw, pretty baby, aw haw pretty baby, yip yip yaw i need to get some if you please these chords seem to go together even though i can't always sing the right words or the right notes everyone's trying to tell me to write a song write some words that aren't bullshit and we just might sing along if you're not gonna help me write this tune stick a knife up your ass real soon if you're not gonna help me find some cooch stick a knife in my head stick a knife in my head stick a knife in my head and kill me kill me kill me kill me kill, kill, kill, kill kill, kill, kill, kill kill kill kill kill kill, kill kill kill....kill...kill...kill 365 songs is a lot of songs if you're listening to this song you must not have too many better things to do, or even things that might not be better, but still possibly less annoying than this
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Bad Checksum 04:15
leave your drawers at the door we have adequate heating and cleaning supplies rocking out is paramount, we can treat you like an animal and tell you no lies i don't know when to stop, my feelings can't easily be segregated or defined as such, indicative of those with head up butt i'll be your lover, under the covers i'll be attentive to your physical features i can see in the dark like a forest creature i'll stimulate your ridges and mounds i'll take you down the road to many different towns celebrate, inflate your secret desires make perimeter fence w/ CHICKEN WIRE so you have ideas you like, imposed on you or sought out at great strife you may think as some do that it's the only way that you have to conform til your final day i believe in freedom of choice, peace of mind in the freedom of voice don't let your words get tangled, your dreams curtailed if you don't know how to listen, then you've already failed get your mind on the track to greatness but don't be alarmed when the next one begins the checksum you're expecting to come won't be recognized until the album ends
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Camel Jockey 06:28
[2/2/14, improv...w/ post-editing, meaning i'd improv a part, then realise i could do that part slightly better so i'd restart that part while keeping the 'tape' rolling. i mean obv. i've done this before, but i feel like to call it a pure improv when there were parts done over, even if it was you know, 2 seconds later, is well, not entirely true] direction, help me find some direction, i can't seem to get where i'm going i don't understand why i can't find my camel (i need) someone to help find directions camel jockey camel jockey, i am absurd help me find my camel camel jockey, i need to kill because i can't think of anything better to do will you do some things for me, run me some errands find me the things i need, uh huh it's dangerous to travel anywhere, it's so dangerous it's dangerous to speak your mind it's dangerous you know it is camel jockey, find my camel, camel jockey, race over the plains the camel's in my brain, strain, pain, religious commandments force me to kill and maim, because i'm on this fucking plain it's hard to live when the motherfucking people keep dropping bombs on my head and taking all my camels away, camels away don't you do that to me, my property, property, yeah but should i be allowed to own an animal such as a camel animal such as a camel, i don't know oh oh oh oh oh oh i hate you, i hate everything you do, i hate you i like to kill you just because you think other things than i do i may or may not actually have a camel for you suck my camel's dick, suck a dick, suck a dick anyone gather round, tell me why i've found this camel lying in the ditch lying in a ditch oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh oh-oh whaooh oh oh ohhhhhh oh oooohwhaaaooww i am feeling so blue YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
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Coon 02:53
stop calling me a coon, i'm not a motherfucking coon i am the messiah stop calling me a coon, i'm not a coon i am the motherfucking messiah i can save you all from the detriment, and the sentence that you've been sentenced to i know you, i've been inside your shoes once or twice it's not very nice to question my sincerity no no, no no, no no
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still strokin' it, i can't be stopped wearin' out my welcome with the lawyers and the cops can't do nothin' without scrutiny now i see you're lookin', you're lookin' at me what the hell do you want, what have i done i really don't know but i'm sure it was fun i prob'ly got it on with yo bitch yeah i'm gonna get it on 'til i'm dead, 'til i'm dead, aw speaking of which, here's another fuckin' record for you bring me a bitch, it's well known that i like to screw cows go "moo", cats say "mew" fuck me, fuck you you can't stop me, you can't win, you can't control the power of the seven deadly sins it's like fire, it's like ice, you know it's hot and it's cold and it's naughty and it's nice a-rock rock y'all, a-hip hop y'all, sell your soul to the music for a lifetime of fun it's really pure and obscure, and of that i'm sure straight dope gives you hope, it's the disease and the cure you get up, you get down, drive your car all around you go back home and tell your friends what you found the anthems of truth, the kind you can relate to it's all good, no it's great, make no mistake we take your mind and we'll never let it break 'til you get to the level of the high fidelity supersonic pantheon, ho pitching a tent, in the seclusion of a troubled state of mind paying your rent, i wouldn't count it as a favorite pastime craving a screw, and i will get it long before i go bye-bye getting a clue, maybe you'll get one before you die sky is blue, i like a wave that's new fuck me, fuck you i'm a redneck, i'm a pain in your ass, a-whoa whoa oh corporate america, you better run, i got a gun i know you wanna talk to the press, but you're gonna have to get through ME first i know you wanna talk to the press, cause i've been in your situation and you know i know that it hurts we get it on, and it's hard as hell, the fountain of truth springin' up like a well you can't compete when we take it to the street you got one more chance to sidestep a sure defeat unnatural disasters that nature will cause the loss of life, and the breaking of laws, ah, oh god naw fuck me fuck you fuck me fuck you fuck me fuck you fuck me fuck you ah
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Choke 01:28
2/4/14...eh...choke something. speed manipulation was used here...obviously i don't have vibrato skills like that.
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Knifewielder 02:59
i'm gonna bore you now, as i descend from a rope into the crowd sown are the seeds of hope, that is my plan files are the crux of human knowledge, accessing all the stupid data accent appalling fear, collect the checks and stuff your head into a cardboard box don't forget the combination on that foolproof lock head for the nearest house that i have thus set aside to help us out kind and attentive girls: here is your song psych up the flirts for second guessing cycle the priest-bots ever-blessing bow down before my throne, cause i love you you're the one i want to touch so soft soon my spaceship will arrive to carry us aloft i'm wielding a knife stab, stab
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2/6/14...4 girls lick the edge...IMPROV. suck my pre-ganglionic penis, Sprint. even puffed-up admirals approve of my dicking methods. I may at some time bother to transcribe the words to this.
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I'll Blast 03:08
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Do a Jew 03:49
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you can keep the city, just leave me the titty you can keep your cities in tact you can keep your cities, you can burn down every house in the city you can have my titties, but you can't have my crack you'll not be sniffin' my cracken, mcgregor you can keep that city to yourself because you're not the same ethnicity that i and you have different religious concerns when i come to your house i expect massive pussy to be doled out come on baby come on bitch get on the fuckin machine get down with a monkey smash thru a window drink lots of beer i'm gonna get you and put this shit in your ear it's good it's good it's really good this song doesn't have a chorus so it ain't no good you can keep your city just leave me some titty you can have all your choruses and suck my wood suck my FUCKING wood suck my WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING WOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Punkslut 02:10
sticking my dick in your face cause you're a punkslut
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My Realm 02:11
i think that you're so cute, just lettin you know i'm just here for all your loot, cause i'm a ho i can't satisfy my all consuming need i won't let you be my girl don't want you gettin too close to me cause then you might see my realm, my hell then you might feel unwell inside your shell and then you're gonna need, professional help i think about the world and all its woes i contemplate my death and the paths i chose if i'm causing you distress then i shall go if you want me to undress just let me know but then you might see my realm, my hell and then you might feel unwell inside your shell and then you're gonna need professional help
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Easter Egg 03:51
i could stare into your eyes forever i only want to spend our lives together climb into your soul and lose my self-control so i wanna stay alive runnin through your head like a rabbit when i find my easter egg, i gotta have it so dig what i'm into, hey baby i love you no one can undo the strings attatched cause now i've met my match, that's you never wanted feelings if they're just for myself don't wanna give 'em to nobody else you are my love, and this is proof now we'll see if you can handle the truth we have the light of love to guide us so let's leave our darkened past behind us no cause to be afraid cause baby we got it made let's kick some ass tonight i'll take the chance i'll take the test take what you want and leave the rest am i freakin you out, do i sound obsessed do the words i sing make you touch your breast give your love to me for eternity
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Open Sesame 05:20
i want to get attention, numerous devotion but i know it's no use the tragedy of laughter, we're all a bunch of actors for the play of our love's reality safe and sound locked away our true selves quiet as a mouse now i can't afford it, all the shame and torment that i thought i deserved in my youth hope you brought some tissues this one has some issues pity me and all my 10,000 ways to deny anything positive entrance to my life pertinent to active faults responding to the casting call no one will be the wiser to judgments of a lonesome freak hanging on every word you speak no one will be the wiser to the code they can't decipher ironically dispatched by such an urgent plea pretend it's real, pretend it's all you are pretend it's real, pretend it's all you came here for if slavery is really all that you deserve and prison has your best interest at heart out of the forceps, into the jaws of death out of the mouths of slaves onto the printing press gaiety relaxant, shifting of the accent time is short, burning up temper's fuse straining our relation, bringing aggravation to the fore raising whores, wealth of our need is unsung political power flows from the barrel of a gun pertinent to active faults, responding to the casting call no one will be the wiser the heads will roll, the bones will creak you suffer as you learn to speak no one will be the wiser to oblivious reminders of the turning the key inside her open sesame hoping to end this please your life's not so worthless you really don't deserve this but still you pretend it's real, pretend it's all you are pretend it's real, pretend it's all you came here for if slavery is really all that you deserve and prison has your best interest at heart deception is an art shut up and play your part
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Hog Wild 02:30
just some improv. i thought it'd be funny if i put this right after 'open sesame' since that song has no bass and this one only has bass lol
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Epsilon 02:27
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Bad Scene 02:45
you test my patience, you're driving me nuts just get the hell out of my face, and go lick some butts i'm losing my mind i'm going insane but you already knew that, but still you're tryin to play your stupid games it boggles the mind that you could be so unkind please stop hitting me with sticks, or i'm going to hit you with a brick insight evaded, till up your rows with fragrant hatred your garden grows you're taking license, you're feeling some pride i'm feelin frisky, let's take it outside rock and roll is a power trip i'm gonna knock you on the ground and bust your lip consider your options, 1 2 and 3 it's highly unlikely that you're gonna beat me! oh yeah, you should've known that i'm a badass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a badass motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's right, toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gonna prove my strength to the general public massive intensity coming down upon the ground you hear the sound of mountains and the earth quaking in fear at the imminent doom that's drawing near
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save a little piece of love for me chiropractics out of practice crack my back bitch roaming like a roman tryin' to conquer your skin i'm obnoxious i defy precautions to the letter of the law open it up, i need a dope deal so offended knees are bended i'm so sorry cold and lonely got no homie and no home yeah rest your head upon the isolation and you'll know just how i feel open it up, i need a dope deal fake ascension, rise up and greet sin horrible delusions rock your socks off and criticize your plans grumble grumble make me humble give me food if you please energy release, welcoming the onslaught of peace open eyes and smiling face, open thighs and warm embrace reaching the conclusion that i need a new infusion of dna hollow trees will catch the breeze and amplify how many years now it appears i might as well die forment acclimation for the vent of my frustration at you all open it up, i need a dope deal
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damn damn damn she speaks about the past tatsuma always said a ball is a big blast do you realise how powerful the US military is? pride of the yankees i am, i'm alone, this is my home this is the greatest nation ever, our sports, tv, and weather we think that you're ok, but the things you say are a little bit GAY we got him we don't need you there's only so many people we can afford to pay, you understand crawling back to where i came from once upon a time i was quite dumb feeling like i need a brand new lover my hot rod heart is burning rubber i'll let you in my ass if you give me a baseball contract pride of the yankees i am, i'm alone, this is my home pride of the yankees i am, call me on my cell phone call me on the phone, i'm preparing to take that bone we're living in a society here, no soup for you NO SOUP FOR YOU well well what have we here, it's another dear, another little dear die die die die die die die pride of the yankees i am
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improv
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Horse Peen 03:11
i could do with some peen with a little horse peen if you know what i mean you look inside my head you dont know what you'll find could be a wealth of knowledge but the tapes you'll have to rewind i've given up on girls to save me, my dealings with them fill me with remorse so now i'd rather be filled by the penis of a horse i could do with some peen with a little horse peen if you know what i mean you'll cycle through responses and come up with what you think is best you've got the answers and the questions never let you rest so take it upon yourself to set the world to right and judge judge judge judge judge judge judge and fight fight fight fight fight
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Day of Fear 02:34
improv
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Call My Ass 03:32
call my ass call my ass call my ass i don't care what time of day just do it fast there's a place in my brain that contains an ever-present need to set the world in flames you can tell me to fuck off or that you love me so you can tell me what's on your mind but whatever it is i really want to know call my ass...we can drink some earl grey tea from the proper glass call my ass in the mornin' or in the night if you treat me good or bad, it's quite alright you can tell me that i'm buggin' you and that you need your space you can yell and scream and throw a fit and put me in my place call my ass, one time, call my ass, two time call my ass, drop a dime, just call my ass, squeeze a lime just not in my eye the formation of silent unknown thoughts will make you the contemplation of endless bullshit will convince you the indecision to act upon your wishes will influence you the power of jesus christ will undoubtedly force you to comply it forces you to comply, to stab me in the eye but that's one directive you can ignore from up on high you don't have to follow all his orders call my ass
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improv!
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Head Grease 03:57
amanda works all day in a high volume kitchen and when she gets home she needs tension release all the dorks on netphoria are bitchin' cause their ceaseless egomania won't give them any peace well that's ok, it's mighty fine, cause baby you'll soon discover they're waiting so patiently in an endless line meanwhile i've already got this covered so many years i've been wallowing, in isolation and constant shame failed to cultivate a following, to earn my keep and make my name i'm always too soon or too late, but still i could be spared a most cruel fate remove the hat, it's my turn at bat, you're going to feel grrreeeat i want to lick your head grease there's nothing else that would please me more than to smell and taste that magnificent glaze like a junkie that's looking to score i want to lick your head grease a passion so intense, it's my quirk unwrap your soul, relinquish control and let me put my tongue to work i ponder the root of humanity's pain centuries of more suffering than one's memory should contain but believe it or not, within ourselves we have the ability to create a utopia filled with all we shall ever need but the earth could be struck by an asteroid and be cast into darkness until who knows when before that takes place i will cast off into space to a moon base that has a nice kitchen cause i want to...
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uh, yeah
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whatever
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i wandered in the wilderness for oh so many years searching for a lover, but all i got were tears apologize to the foam, discrimination on the phone invert electrocution for the pervert elocution fancy parameters abundance of stars end-zone cheers spurn the causal reluctance interior plush, blinking blinkers on my fingers i can heal your emotional pain i am a mashed potato, a benevolent tornado eat me and get swept up, hold on to your halo ever so lazy, your insults do not faze me so climb into the cockpit and let yourself go backlog mans the eccentric lying conjecture recounts the future rescued from beneath the ravaged fort the temperature drops in the witches' court inkblots await 'neath asian wood eat your vegetables cause they taste really goooood garble the pronunciation think about yourself and what you could be if you tried cousins coming out of the woodwork lecture me but don't you think too hard the protocol designed along parallel lines to fascinate absurdity can you speak a little louder it's hard to hear my dear am i making it clear that i want you near and i have some fear cause i'm kind of weird and i need to be sheared like a sheep you hear me peep, i drive a jeep, i like to leap and go meep meep to the faithful lesson-mongers who inhabit the dark recesses of academia forthwith i shall balance economics and ride the coattails til night begs to differ feel my romance purr, notable as a peripheral slur distract yourself from the malicious ram my intentions are pure like the son of man you're much too accustomed to attentive deference take heed to my warning and properly site the reference concentrate on breath, the rhythm and the heft the cold thoughtless judgments of which i am bereft assemble the flock of battle ducks relish in the finding of added fucks giving away the excess stuff sick with worry cause we care too much humanity is really cool i'd like to save it but alas i am a fool afforded by the endless asphalt parody courted by the surly throngs of hilarity recalcitrant to the throne, humiliated and alone acceptance and truth, no belief without proof party up and disco down trees are green and dirt is brown meerkat is a noun, be careful that you don't drown in the sea of travesty, in the pool of mediocrity in the galaxy of nothing, the vacuum of my heart there's nothing at all in the galaxy of nothing
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Eat the Cake 02:38
who cares
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Matt Sams 02:23
i will bust you up sams
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[actually it does work, it is pretty small though]
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Button-esque 02:42
if life sinks into remorse like a foundering ship at sea and hot coals become your bed or the ground beneath your feet then why not rely on me for guidance out of the storm when i hold you in my arms i'm enlightened like never before the shame and the fear envelop you, the honor is to hurt but to me you're as beautiful as the buttons on your shirt the words carry their intent but the meaning is lost on me if all goes as planned we will fail most miserably
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Al-Jazeero 02:19
AL is a gal who's also my pal she cooks w/ t-fal, and wants to kill me like HAL from 2001, that wouldn't be fun she likes to walk but not run, she's celibate like a nun i would've thought you'd make tips if you worked at a starbucks if you have complaints you can say it a little louder then get fucked now i'll go off to tangents aloft laments of a reject, my motives are suspect the pain is severe, the lies are sincere i'll need a lot more beer if i can't get out of here i would've done most anything that wasn't too absurd make sure you've got anti-freeze cause i don't want this hot rod heart to burn you're the forest i would burn through, the furthest i would drive to it's the penance i'm assigned to, i've been meaning to remind you i'm annoying when i bite you, with some insults meant to slight you i'm too polite to fight you, but like chris martin, i'll ignite you ouch ouch
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if your life has torn you apart, when you want love i'll never be too far stuff a corn cob into your face, when you got probs, sweetie just state your case and the hate will crumble away, and the dirt will wash off when you bathe in the surplus gallant repose, that'll make us take off all of our clothes and be happy ever you will, we'll be so tight out of the spotlight in the shadows, we got sth to prove living in the shadows, i wanna make love to you when you get bored give me a call, we can meet up anywhere but the mall cause i hate malls particularly, i would much rather meet in a dark alley where the cool breeze blows in between your vagina and my erect pee pee it's fantastic and it's a must that we give in to rampant obscene butt lust in the shadows, we got sth to prove living in the shadows, i wanna make love to you help me fulfill your fantasy if you feel like killing yourself, just remember you can get by with help from a sex fiend called brandon e. i will let you suck and get fucked by me i'm addicted to aspartame, it's no wonder nothing is quite the same it allows me to focus my mind, so i can concentrate on showing you a real good time in the shadows, we got sth to prove living in the shadows, i wanna make love to you
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PaciFIST 02:36
[thanks to the Vampire Court of Austin for the "i simply..do not..care" thing] i'm a pacifist, there's so much power you can't resist i'm a pacifist, now you're gettin the gist i'm a pacifist, there's so much power in the slightest grip i'm a pacifist, you're never quite sure if you're on my list cause i won't tell, if everything's not swell, and i want you to go to hell and DIE i'm a pacifist but i'm prone to seizures and violent fits if you keep yanking my chain i will put a hollow point in your fucking brain cause life's not fair and i simply ...do not...care and my vacant stare will chill you to the bone you'll never be alone cause the horror of my existence will haunt you for the rest of your days i know this makes you so amazed
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nurse don't want cleaner, will accept miscellaneous japanese my last dream i recall...i had to free these 3 naked chicks that were tied up in an apt somewhere. after they left i rigged up some sort of explosive and blew the place sky high. i guess i was a cop cause my superior was on my case, and i was like yeah whatever this is my job, freeing whores and blowing shit up. you want pizza? you couldn't handle the pizza. but you could definitely go eat the pizza wheneverz it's a good thing you aren't an addict cause if you were and you weren't japanese there would be a problem with this nurse cause that's all that she wants and that's all that she'll get from me i remember what she got before, yeah yeah yeah rock rock rock and ro-ee-ooll uhh i'm totally gonna get stoned and eat your pizza, are you receiving, do you understand how much fucking pot i can smoke? it's like a lot. it's a fuckton. i am unstoppable, some ppl think they can smoke this shit, then they meet me and they're undoubtedly impressed cause i'm the best oh uh ow uih huhuhuhuh nurse don't want cleaner... sex like a good breakfast is what i need i don't want to clean this house anymore, i am a japanese all i ever do is clean, for some reason that's the way i was brought up and stuff, that's right
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Clovis Slept 05:26
heavenly marvels and amateur warbles, water in your veins steady the crystal and polish the pistol, time to kill the pain she took the pills and she drank the wine nothing could make her fall in line but all she had to do was listen to me whine, and then clovis slept my effort is spent, result is self-fulfilled cry only for me and no insult to be willed rephrasing terror's amity salute in spite abet the ambiguous loyalty bite enough with this instinct-afforded mutation i'm drowning in the gelatin losing patience you freed, inert inherent reprieve arid lifeless disease, i don't wanna be numb i'll resolve the loose ends muddle dust and descend i can gauge the expense i can plague you with lust unattractive retraction is the price of your scorn love is naked, and requires no candor no cause no effect no blame and no name foundation, walls, roof, shingles, threshold and frame the buildings are stationed in studied stoic stature the paint may be new but the concrete is fractured so pay it no mind just continue respect and life will go on as long as the house is erect lighten up in the ambered catacomb and get some sleep tonight fear of the she-wolf has got me in hiding might as well have sex i'm taking a shuttle first thing in the morning the drugs had no effect we paid the dues of a life unkind nothing could make us fall in line the forest is green and so is the cunt cream i have no regrets rock and roll is here to stay rock and roll won't go away
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I Wanna Help 02:08
whatever
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i like planets, i like planets electricity i like oceans, i like cities good enough for me global warming, terraforming dance the night away wake me up in a few hundred years cause there's nothing to do today gutted truth op, make up the ritual you can't help me, fossil merchants head out west to find the train full of secrets now we can make certain that we have the equipment required to make a stand luminous eyes upon me in lunar solace i barely recognized you with so much damage a foreign tongue, appalling truce never gain the light of simple truth their thoughts were warm but misinformed that is not the case with me and you take my feelings, wave that wand take me to a cave that was impervious to mind control techniques the water on this world can be absorbed exchanged for something far more interesting that will most certainly facilitate the onslaught of my new and improved civilization scarlet sentries guarding the clock pulse move in silence gliding transport now it's too late to call for backup access granted, total system failure it's never enough to just live you have to serve a purpose, preferably your own that's all i have now if you would come with me then we should go now
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Format B:\ 03:08
late glows the rosy spurt, addict-ordered manic thirst stop it now the relief has strangled me i bowed as the soldier sprung practice makes perfection strap me down and erase my memory the cold hard truth is a drag and i live in circles of regret and apprehension, and system lag coasting through the stars in uneventful days many more will come chances lost along the way chocolate for consumption lust fairway fudged the skeptic cusp let it fly in the foreplay of anonymity outsource disappointment's tase by an onslaught of calculated praise hold me close and engage my amity exercise courage to trust me completely concerto commences and there's still plenty of time to beat me if ever you feel i've been wrong in anything i've said, conclusions aren't set in stone cable to cable, fable to fable, table to table extend the surface area direct effect analogies, and elevated apologies keeping time like clocks and trees giving up is a breeze
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Gutter Trash 01:52
heal the places that you hurt feel the grace of peace and love haven't we begun to invent a proper term trash is blowing in the street plastic bags of pure deceit isn't it real yet, can we reveal yet when can we throw away the presents of the past braver than facing fear panic strikes the ones we hold dear fascinating judgments that defer to advancing madness as it were iron socks of symmetry, fundamental puppetry rock me like a parakeet tonite silver starlight beaming down stamp my papers so i can get the hell out of this town it's an evasion, it's an evasion, of my obligation, yow!
74.
Retreat 09:39
retreat, fear the army of bats and the rampant random applicants who boggle profit's laboratory imported by way of the metal frames that glide in seamless motion filled with luggage and names brush my servitude, teach me to love, i see the cities below and the aliens above scarcity of cotton leads to nakedness and contests marked by rituals and comics so deceptive to the eye muffins in stereo held against your ears the cold regrets of conduct i've been keeping up for years wasting away in an isolated maze of loathing and distrust and the purest adoration shifting like a cop car in an alley, the umbrellas hide the faces the composers are so boring when they try to solve the cases just leave that to detectives and get back to your drugs you're a piece of gutter trash who's in need of more than hugs money would be nice, within a house of relevance and truthful companions who won't judge me cause i'm fucked in the head shame and apathy loathing and greed pass the salt and the grease and the alcohol pretty please fear is inherent to my construction will you accept all of my endless malfunctions rise to your feet, walk out the door, walk down a street and kill a few whores look in my eyes i've got the purest heart in a city of doubt and sin and pain that never ends it keeps going it keeps moving it keeps planning your demise i like to stare straight into the eyes of a demon of a demon rock and roll is something to do, i like it, how bout you we can meet anytime any place i can look at you and you can slap me in the face yeah i like to sing lots of lyrics, i don't really have anything else to say except listen to my songs and spend money on me and i will attempt to make you happy with art cause that's what this is, you know what i'm talkin about you can feel my artistry in action take a minute to contemplate your existence and the things you think you want out of life and jump off a cliff and kill yourself cause that's the only solution which is right i'm not responsible for your actions, i'm just providing you with an out it could be your salvation it can be an end to your doubt feel the force of the rock as it pounds in your head i'm a god amongst men, i have no why, where, or when i'm immortal and i kill cause that's what immortals do we exist in 3 dimensions but we think in 2 follow me to your destruction cause you know it's the best this world is a failure and humanity's a pest that needs to be exterminated right here right now by the most efficient means that the law will allow drink yourself into oblivion and blame it on me cause i'm the one who's here to help you fade into obscurity lock and load, hit the road, be another useless troll and the riches you will reap will be far greater than gold
75.
Eco-tools 02:09
find a reason to question your beliefs find a reason to put an end to griefs find a reason to much upon some leafs find a reason to brush my fucking teeth i got my eco-tools, they help me scrub myself i got my eco-tools, they help me love myself find a reason to take on the whole world find a reason to impress lots of girls find a reason to get these songs online find a reason to waste a lot of time i got my eco-tools, they help me wash off coal i got my eco-tools, they help me cleanse my soul
76.
Alien 2 05:32
77.
this is one of those improvs that probably shouldn't be released but i'm way behind on this project and i'm tired.
78.
F You 02:12
79.
Let You Die 03:32
kill your self just because you never knew what it was and you rely on a name, to bring you fame yeh you believed what was taught truth and beauty were never sought so i'll ignore your pride and go for a ride gonna let you die, let you die you don't give a damn about me gonna make you see, if you fuck with me bitch i'll run you over in my car people are worth more than gold not property to be sold and i reject this keep your worth to yourself elevate greed and wealth i'll give you all the time you need to watch the innocent bleed i'm gonna let you die, let you die you don't give a damn about me gonna make you see if you fuck with me bitch i'll run you over in my car you ain't on my side
80.
Stupid 02:34
stupid, the world's getting kind of stupid and i'm getting kind of dumb dumb improving your life is maybe a good thing to do try not to die try not to tell people what they can and can't do just like i'm not doing now, like i said it's dumb you can't improve the dumb without taking out the dumb while being dumb yourself it's a paradox that's pissing me off get it through your head that i don't give a motherfucking shit i just want to control you and make you act right so stop acting like fucking retards and get your shit together before i find a way to invent faster than light travel and get the fuck away from this fucked up place fucked up world all the fucked up boys fucking up with the fucked up girls it's really dumb, it needs to stop lick my nuts, suck my cock cause i'm stupid
81.
82.
i think you're great, i think you're fine i want to get with you and waste some time i think you're good, i think you're neat the addition of you makes my life complete it rocks my nuts, it rocks my nuts everything you do really rocks my nuts i feel so good, i feel so bad i'm floating on the ocean cause i'm nutso mad i read those words, i scratch them out i want to let you know what i'm all about it rocks my nuts, it rocks my nuts everything you do really rocks my nuts it does, just cause, you were, i was we kill, we fight, it's on, tonight it rocks my nuts, it rocks my nuts everything you do really rocks my nuts
83.
originally track 83 was "hangin' out the door". i wanted to use that as the opening track for the Peter Pariah album, then changed my mind and tossed it on n*sane, then changed my mind back again so i stuck this random FL track here in its stead.
84.
somethin'
85.
who cares
86.
[N/A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
87.
Depth 02:58
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaze at yr shoooooeoeeeeoeoeoes
88.
Sayonara 03:40
gibberish
89.
Primates 02:26
there aren't any
90.
Fag 02:12
nothing
91.
face the night, feel the strain pay the price, love in vain may you speak, may you hear may i speak without fear call you up on the phone i'm not well, leave it alone that's great, that's fine i'm losing my mind hurry up, calm down there's no need to make a sound crazy thoughts making me freak don't give in to the urge to speak no voice, no choice my hot rod heart is now a flaming rolls royce it's good, it's real funky i'm flipping out like a chinese monkey leave it alone
92.
[i can't resist putting substandard tracks on this album]
93.
[lyrics written in 1994, lol, mostly. slightly revised] the deed runs backwards, brackets need us you talk to me, but i'm not listening at all the sweetest sound that captures me is pouring out of all i see peace be with you if that's to be, you'll let me know immediately when you're falling to the ground i'll walk around and figure out what you found i'm unclear as to why you can't stay away from the danger ever lying in wait and if i knew that you were still around you know i would surely come your way when it's all said and done, i will still have a few more things to say why can't you find some other guy to help you why won't you find another guy to kill you the wind it speaks lazily through the air and then you'll go away i know not where but you'll never find a bit of peace until you give up taking leave cause you are the biggest freak i've ever seen it's always the same with you and your pain i have to listen to again why can't you find some other guy just make me keep on listening again and again, i don't wanna hear this shit anymore so go on and on with your searching and tell me if you find something why can't you find another guy maybe then you'll find another guy but write, don't forget to write to me and then you'll be mine, just say you'll write to me and then you will be mine and then you'll find the final guy-y-y-y-y then finally i'll say goodbye it's all over now, for you, la di da da daaaa technicolor book cover, be my lover, go away i'm not listening to you! no no!
94.
[lyrics mostly written in 1994] keep plugging that power power up if you feel like doing that keep plugging the power power up for the meaningful fight a time warp lights a fuse while none aim to amuse mainly to confuse for now we have to choose a path to ensure us not to lose jesus saves, turbulence, past/future breaking point distortion of the past leaves us with a terrible present that's opening presently oh noes finding new regrets in what we did before now we've let emotions rule the area restored but we have to realize the great mistake we've made and fix the problem with a plan to somehow break the blade and stop the needless trade so hurtful in its ways when a timeless wire frays, no greedy person stays but all will pass away if pattern doesn't change good reason to be afraid, no time that's left to waste i love you all the more when you love me back each day i hope for more of the change, so we can have no more to wait love is on the rise, blessings in disguise won't you recognize the end result prize we could be together, trying to live forever flying oh so high, another ring to pry but not of you and me, no more can i release my love is on a steady increase so counsel me and the fuse can be extinguished permanently no modern psychology god is the answer! keep plugging that power power up if you feel like doing that keep plugging the power power up for the meaningful night it's a meaningful night night
95.
[1999 jambox recording from the same tape as "can't stay in a cage"] still not done with my rampage still not done with my fight still not done with my rampage i got a lot more people to kill tonight still not done with my rampage still not done with my fight still not done with my rampage wanna get it on with some fine chicks on the lawn when you're waiting for me in your waiting place rampage, i'm not done with my fight still not done with my rampage still not done with my fight ah when you say that i'm stupid what do you really mean cause when you say it makes me bad inside i don't sing very well i know it's true and you can tell me all the time time never givin it up never givin a fuck holmes holmes holmes fuckin holmes got it
96.
[another 99 jambox recording from that same tape]
97.
uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. there's a program called paulstretch which makes everything you throw into it sound all ethereal druggy shoegazey. idk it's kinda cool i guess. this was a really bad improv acoustic song so i threw it into the paulstretch and this is what happened.
98.
i cannot do as i'm bid, but you must do as you're bid i'm the only one who can fuck it's time to believe in something that you have been told it's been coming down for a long time now and it's about to arrive, the only thing you can surmise is that i've taken control of every part of your life and i will command you to do my bidding i can fuck, i'm allowed, to screw screw screw! i like to screw i like to screw i wanna screw you, i'm gonna screw you screw
99.
save your strength for all the ones who hate you save me from the ones who'd see me fall i won't give you what you want save me from the things you told me all those years ago save your strength for all the ones who hate you the one's who'll see you burn and crumble into dust i'm not one of these, you know it to be true i love you i don't want to kill you, i'm not one of them i'm on your side
100.
[title taken from the famous jim morrison live rant]

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This started out as a project to release a song every day in 2014. I had a lot of unfinished songs lying around and I thought this might motivate me to get some of it done [I did also write several of these the day they were uploaded. Generally speaking, if it sounds like I did it in 10 minutes, that was probably the case]]. A fellow Pumpkinhead friend of mine from Chicago, Matt Sams [ mattsams.bandcamp.com ] said he was going to do a 365 song-a-day project [check out his bandcamp, he seems to be actually doing it!]. I, however, lost the motivation and stopped at 100 tracks [and I was cheating anyway since he is writing them all on the days he records them]. So since I wouldn't have the sort of Guinness Book of Records novelty of writing/recording/releasing a song a day for a year, and I'm lazy, and the quality of my output was becoming rather ....shit... I figured it was best to abandon this project and focus on doing songs someone might actually want to hear.

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released August 7, 2014

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Austin, TX-based songwriter. 30 albums avail. on bandcamp or elsewhere [youtube & mediafire]. All downloads are FREE or name- your-price! See my FB artist page [linked below] for full discog and links to almost all of my music [click the "about" tab then click "see more" under where it says "description"] ... more

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