1. |
Smokescreen
04:03
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a party to my parlor games
you've always been a slave it seems
our purposes exposed at last
one flicker of light and then it's passed
a service approved and then appropriated for the ones
who can endure the constant shame
and aren't afraid of guns guns guns guns
constant distress
constant distrust
transgressions confessed
options discussed
patent the pain, full court press
i'm not impressed but i'm playing all the same
aren't you happy, at peace in this smokescreen
hypnotised, an expense devised
imagination fuels that power play
hours and days, adding up atrocity
straights and gays, uninhibited hypocrisy
they're leading us on, righting the wrong
so we besiege, unto the breach, unto the love we found
inside the sound now, alright, it's ready to be engaged
i found the slaves that i need, are you one of them
solemn place on the rise in the face
i know you can die
[it'll take] some time to rise, reclaim your life from this smokescreen
ever after is on my agenda, in this smokescreen
in the forest elves are organizing
and that's why i'm happy again
we're crashing the party
political parties, they're going down
hear the bombs, it's a horrible sound
i'm ready to fight, i'm ready to reclaim my life
i'm ready to go to hell, yeah!
meet me in hell, i like to feel the fires of hell
burning inside my soul, yeah alright rock and roll
fires of hell are burning and...
somethin' really interesting's goin' on!
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2. |
Eschew
05:40
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you've suffered long indoctrination, furnished houses new
bought back innocence and wonder, oblivion eschewed
never fail to answer or to question all the things they say
it's remarkable, it's great...it's you
fulfilling the hopes of the tiniest minds
expecting returns along diminishing lines
their forests of green whisper glistening lies
to tempt and charm you, and this should alarm you
but do you think you can eschew
are you ready to bang with my crew, ee-oo
do you think that you can screw
and leave behind the life you once knew
a brand new set of principles to preach
another sort of stockpile you can leech
floating through the ether i beseech
the many speckled dockers thus to breach
the many speckled dockers thus we preach
cobble like a panther in the jungle
fancied indecision leads to hunger
resurrect your interest for a moment
diplomacy diplomacy diplomacy diplomacy
soluble religions that dissolve quite nicely
presidents and regents will condone my actions
state your case into my face you bastard
pop me like a cooter do it faster
are you ready to bang with my crew, ee-oo
do you think that you can screw
and leave behind the life you once knew
i rest my case, i rest it oh so faintly
i test your etiquette, you will act so dainty
i'm operating on cigarettes and alcohol, mainly
i'm hoping somehow this will make you love me
this will make you love me this will make you love me
eakin out a meager existence
finding what we need in this resistance
bash the heads of those who disagree
find new energy sources, plant those trees
plant those trees, plant those trees
do you think you can eschew
do you think you can eschew
i know you can eschew, i know you can eschew eschew
do you think you can eschew
are you ready to bang with my crew, ee-oo
well do you think that you can screw
and leave behind the life you once knew
Meg Ryan Squirrel wants a cashew
Meg Ryan Squirrel needs a cashew!
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3. |
My Realm
02:11
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i think that you're so cute, just lettin you know
i'm just here for all your loot, cause i'm a ho
i can't satisfy my all consuming need
i won't let you be my girl don't want you gettin too close to me
cause then you might see my realm, my hell
then you might feel unwell inside your shell
and then you're gonna need, professional help
i think about the world and all its woes
i contemplate my death and the paths i chose
if i'm causing you distress then i shall go
if you want me to undress just let me know
but then you might see my realm, my hell
and then you might feel unwell inside your shell
and then you're gonna need professional help
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4. |
Of Beast and Man
03:50
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you were very prescient, when you said that i was dead
now i feel invincible, i am simply incredible
watch me move and see me glide
i prance across the mountainside
i shall now go to belize, feel the warmth of a tropical breeze
while the plants can make me sneeze
there's an abundance of terrestrial and marine species
with which i can deftly communicate
and instruct at once to congregate
we only have so much time, and then it's over and then we die
so do what you will while you can
experience the glory of beast and man
when i was a wee small lad, i volunteered to be totally rad
i wore the clothes i sung the songs
i taught american society its rights and wrongs
how they thanked me when they saw the imminent strike of the tiger's claw
surreptitious make believe, fanciful and distasteful greed
how they pride themselves upon their affinity for mind control
wear your heart upon your sleeve, but take care not to be deceived
we only have so much time, and then it's over and then we die
so do what you will while you can
experience the glory of beast and man
i'm tellin' you man, it's a glorious world out there!
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5. |
Stand-by
02:16
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words are no match for feelings
they haven't even got a clue about the deeper meaning
we could be forever
goldmine encyclopedia, quest for the everchanging truth
read on to make it worth the time you've lost together
hope standing by, until first light arrives, won't you invite, hope standing by
i wouldn't need to own you
no use denying your true self
so practice your aikido and fly like a buzzy beetle
i try to make you happy
that's what i think about a lot while i'm burning down cathedrals
all for you my weasel
love standing by, until it's something close to right
shoes with no ties, love standing by
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6. |
A Little Bit of Alcohol
03:16
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just a little bit of alcohol can make your mind so impervious
just a little bit of alcohol can make your time so enjoyable
refrain from demeaning, i'm scared of the ceiling
dried out purity intention quelled
cycle through to rinse my blissful ignorance
embrace reality of trees i've felled
i don't have to feel my heart
i don't have to play guitar
i don't have to love you so
just a little bit of alcohol
to forget about it all
off track, life depleted
pitch black and receded
wallow in the heartless postured sound
shoot down truth and beauty
gliding gracefully and crashing
mercilessly to the ground
perhaps i can blame society
i don't have to be a star
i don't have to fix this car
i don't have to love you so
just a little bit of alcohol
we'll be bouncin' off the wall
just a little bit of alcohol
to forget about it all
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7. |
Button-esque
02:42
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if life sinks into remorse like a foundering ship at sea
and hot coals become your bed or the ground beneath your feet
then why not rely on me for guidance out of the storm
when i hold you in my arms i'm enlightened like never before
the shame and the fear envelop you, the honor is to hurt
but to me you're as beautiful as the buttons on your shirt
the words carry their intent but the meaning is lost on me
if all goes as planned we will fail most miserably
so why not rely on me for guidance out of the storm
when i hold you in my arms i'm enlightened like never before
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8. |
Format B:\
03:08
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late glows the rosy spurt, addict ordered manic thirst
stop it now the relief has strangled me
i bowed as the soldier sprung
practice makes perfection
strap me down and erase my memory
the cold hard truth is a drag
and i live in circles of regret and apprehension, and system lag
coasting through the stars in uneventful days
many more will come
chances lost along the way
chocolate for consumption lust
fairway fudged the skeptic cusp
let it fly in the foreplay of anonymity
outsource disappointment's tase
by an onslaught of calculated praise
hold me close and engage my amity
exercise courage to trust me completely
concerto commences and there's still plenty of time to beat me
if ever you feel i've been wrong
in anything i've said, conclusions aren't set in stone
cable to cable, fable to fable, table to table
extend the surface area
direct effect analogies, and elevated apologies
keeping time like clocks and trees
giving up is a breeze
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9. |
I Need a Dope Deal
03:28
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save a little piece of love for me
chiropractics out of practice crack my back bitch
roaming like a roman tryin' to conquer your skin
i'm obnoxious i defy precautions to the letter of the law
open it up, i need a dope deal
so offended knees are bended i'm so sorry
cold and lonely got no homie and no home yeah
rest your head upon the isolation and you'll know just how i feel
open it up, i need a dope deal
fake ascension, rise up and greet sin
horrible delusions rock your socks off and criticize your plans
grumble grumble make me humble give me food if you please
energy release, welcoming the onslaught of peace
open eyes and smiling face, open thighs and warm embrace
reaching the conclusion that i need a new infusion of dna
hollow trees will catch the breeze and amplify how
many years now it appears i might as well die
forment acclimation for the vent of my frustration at you all
open it up, i need a dope deal
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10. |
Clovis Slept
05:26
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heavenly marvels and amateur warbles, water in your veins
steady the crystal and polish the pistol, time to kill the pain
she took the pills and she drank the wine
nothing could make her fall in line
but all she had to do was listen to me whine, and then clovis slept
my effort is spent, result is self-fulfilled
cry only for me and no insult to be willed
rephrasing terror's amity salute in spite
abet the ambiguous loyalty bite
enough with this instinct-afforded mutation
i'm drowning in the gelatin
losing patience you freed, inert inherent reprieve
arid lifeless disease, i don't wanna be numb
i'll resolve the loose ends muddle dust and descend
i can gauge the expense i can plague you with lust
unattractive retraction is the price of your scorn
love is naked, and requires no candor
no cause no effect no blame and no name
foundation, walls, roof, shingles, threshold and frame
the buildings are stationed in studied stoic stature
the paint may be new but the concrete is fractured
so pay it no mind just continue respect
and life will go on as long as the house is erect
lighten up in the ambered catacomb
and get some sleep tonight
fear of the she-wolf has got me in hiding
might as well have sex
i'm taking a shuttle first thing in the morning
the drugs had no effect
we paid the dues of a life unkind
nothing could make us fall in line
the forest is green and so is the cunt cream
i have no regrets
rock and roll is here to stay
rock and roll won't go away
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11. |
Pride of the Yankees
03:51
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damn damn damn
she speaks about the past
tatsuma always said a ball is a big blast
do you realise how powerful the US military is?
pride of the yankees i am, i'm alone, this is my home
this is the greatest nation ever, our sports, tv, and weather
we think that you're ok, but the things you say are a little bit GAY
we got him we don't need you
there's only so many people we can afford to pay, you understand
crawling back to where i came from
once upon a time i was quite dumb
feeling like i need a brand new lover
my hot rod heart is burning rubber
i'll let you in my ass if you give me a baseball contract
pride of the yankees i am, i'm alone, this is my home
pride of the yankees i am, call me on my cell phone
call me on the phone, i'm preparing to take that bone
we're living in a society here, no soup for you
NO SOUP FOR YOU
well well what have we here, it's another dear, another little dear
die die die die die die die
pride of the yankees i am
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12. |
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sound off, lie low
get lost, go where you want to go
restraint, fall back
contain the constant urge to hack hack hack
pissed off, insane
no patience left to play all these games
destroy, sex tape
don't want that stuff to get out and escape
eloquent distraction try to get me off my ass
and do the things that i'm supposed to do
where can we find happiness the flashpoint of desire
improve the transcript, communicate without the fear
of being misunderstood and judged an asshole
with no chance to really speak your mind
you've got two choices one to live and one to die
austria is interesting cause hitler was from there
he killed a lot of people and he had weird facial hair
i've got a problem with das tschuly
she's much too far away
but if she was in front of me i don't know what i'd say
i hate when people call me "guy" it makes me nuts
i refuse to pronounce a J like a Y
if i can call you julia then i guess that you're allowed to call me guy
don't wanna be misunderstood and judged an asshole
where can we find happiness, the flashpoint of desire
eloquent distraction killing me so, i've got no chance to speak my mind, no
i got two choices, i'm so misunderstood, oh suck my wood!
am i alive
i don't trust you!
distrust, of clones
i rust like a disused garden hoe
your love, is gold
i'll conquer whatever i need to to make it grow
sound off, ransack
release me from the panic attack contract
i'll kiss your feet
i'll leave this fleeting thought incomplete
where can we find happiness, the flashpoint of desire
improve the transcript, communicate without the fear
of being misunderstood and judged an asshole
with no chance to really speak your mind
you've got two choices one to live and one to die
not gonna die just yet, sorry to disappoint you
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13. |
Gutter Trash
01:52
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heal the places that you hurt
feel the grace of peace and love
haven't we begun to invent a proper term
trash is blowing in the street
plastic bags of pure deceit
isn't it real yet, can we reveal yet
when can we throw away the presents of the past
braver than facing fear
panic strikes the ones we hold dear
fascinating judgments that defer
to advancing madness as it were
iron socks of symmetry, fundamental puppetry
rock me like a parakeet tonite
silver starlight beaming down
stamp my papers so i can get the fuck out of this town
it's an evasion, it's an evasion, of my obligation, yow!
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14. |
Eco-tools
02:09
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find a reason to question your beliefs
find a reason to put an end to griefs
find a reason to much upon some leafs
find a reason to brush my fucking teeth
i got my eco-tools, they help me scrub myself
i got my eco-tools, they help me love myself
find a reason to take on the whole world
find a reason to impress lots of girls
find a reason to get these songs online
find a reason to waste a lot of time
i got my eco-tools, they help me wash off coal
i got my eco-tools, they help me cleanse my soul
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15. |
Open Sesame
05:20
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i want to get attention, numerous devotion
but i know it's no use
the tragedy of laughter, we're all a bunch of actors
for the play of our love's reality safe and sound
locked away our true selves quiet as a mouse
now i can't afford it, all the shame and torment
that i thought i deserved in my youth
hope you brought some tissues
this one has some issues
pity me and all my 10,000 ways to deny
anything positive entrance to my life
pertinent to active faults responding to the casting call
no one will be the wiser
to judgments of a lonesome freak hanging on every word you speak
no one will be the wiser
to the code they can't decipher
ironically dispatched by such an urgent plea
pretend it's real, pretend it's all you are
pretend it's real, pretend it's all you came here for
if slavery is really all that you deserve
and prison has your best interest at heart
out of the forceps, into the jaws of death
out of the mouths of slaves onto the printing press
gaiety relaxant, shifting of the accent
time is short, burning up temper's fuse
straining our relation, bringing aggravation to the fore
raising whores, wealth of our need is unsung
political power flows from the barrel of a gun
pertinent to active faults, responding to the casting call
no one will be the wiser
the heads will roll, the bones will creak
you suffer as you learn to speak
no one will be the wiser
to oblivious reminders
of the turning the key inside her
open sesame
hoping to end this please
your life's not so worthless
you really don't deserve this
but still you pretend it's real, pretend it's all you are
pretend it's real, pretend it's all you came here for
if slavery is really all that you deserve
and prison has your best interest at heart
deception is an art
shut up and play your part
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tweakin' greeks, they're coming for me
tweakin' greeks, they won't let me be
tweakin' greeks, they're on pcp, and methamphetamine
oh no
tweakin' greeks, they smoke lots of dope
tweakin' greeks, they climb lots of rope
tweakin' greeks, they drink lots of coke
which contains no aspartame
when the pressure of stress is gnawing
and the day of the dead is dawning
the bird of justice will awaken with talons that are clawing
I AM THE OFFICIAL DMB OWL, I AM THE OFFICIAL DMB OWL
I AM THE OFFICIAL OWL OF THE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND
AND I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU
"I'M READY TO KILL"
tweakin' greeks, we're locked in the dome
tweakin' greeks, it's the only home we've ever known
you're questioning me? well you don't know what i've seen
tweakin' greeks, they're learning to fly
tweakin' greeks, they're helping me die
do you think you can cry for the love i've been denied?
when the light of the world is dimming
and the knives of greeks are skinning
the love birds start descending
the best days of our lives are beginning
the odds in our favor for winning
hey man, do you wanna do some pills or something?
YEAH
I AM THE OFFICIAL DMB OWL, I AM THE OFFICIAL DMB OWL
I AM THE OFFICIAL OWL OF THE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND
AND I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU
"I'M READY TO KILL"
greeks
claw their eyes out, like an owl would!
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17. |
Attitude
03:15
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[total improv, 5/6/13. i meant to re-record it and stuff, but i was losing the sorta whimsical off the wall feeling of the original improv, so, here you go]
call me in the morning, call me in the night
call me in the afternoon and i'll try to act right
call me when you're feeling blue and call me when you're high
call me when you get some news and call me when you die
i need to get through to you, don't blame it on my attitude
take me to a party, take me to the moon
take me where you feel like takin' me, just say you'll take me soon
go forth and multiply, and go forth and cry
go to the place where you gotta go, just hurry up and decide
i need to get through to you, don't blame me or my attitude
ow ow ow ow
jesus won't you save me, peter won't you try
i think that i've been good to the world, and i've, got, eyes
i want to make you happy, i won't make you cry
i won't do anything at all, just say you're mine...noww....
i need to get through to you
don't blame me, for my attitude
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18. |
TV Land
06:05
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i've been summoned by a deity i dare not understand
drawn into a fearsome catastrophic change of plans
into a strangely populated land of frightening plays
in the evening when the darkness takes over what it can
little ghosts and goblins come and take you by the hand
and take you to a place they call tv land
i'm what they call the white man i'll have you understand
i'm something to observe, when i'm running with my clan
i've got the dick the size of a thimble and i'm nimble
like rush limbaugh
have you ever seen him leap, it's an astounding feat
he can fall 30 stories and still land on his feet
it's uncanny, to see the fanny act like a parachute
you know that i'm a creep like a mouse i'm known to squeak
it's true that i'm boring and a useless waste of space
but never mind that, hand over your territory and promptly DIE
i'm white and i've got tv, how can you say you're better than me
that's not possible, you see, i've got the documents and the case law to prove my worth to the last penny, to the last dime
don't you dare interfere with my crime, with my campaign of hate and fear
i will fly up behind you on a broomstick and yell in your ear
"hey people, get ready for the revolution" that's my solution
witchcraft and racism, go hand in hand
television is a big part of our master plan
underneath our white skin lie the scales of a reptile
it's a devious scheme we've been devising for quite a while
in fact it goes back to the beginning of time
when adam and eve committed their first unholy crime
i was there, and part of me has never left the scene
cause my sinful existence allows me to transcend time
i can be two places at once, oh it's oh so sublime
i can stab your god with a pitchfork while i'm reading the 6 o'clock news live on the scene
it's a live report, we've got our reports in hand
to add to the stack of fucking bullshit
everywhere you look the conspiracy is transparent
in saudi arabia, or at the table with your parents
there's no fucking escape so just give in to the plan
there's no escape, so won't you just give in to the white man's plan
and we'll all live happily ever after in tv land
yeah, yeah, yeah
change it, this sucks, change it, this sucks, change it
grow a fucking brain, there's no such thing as a fucking shapeshifting reptile, there's only a bunch of greedy humans
monkeys with larger brains, or so i'm told
that's what they tell me in school
yeah, charles darwin, knew what the fuck was going on, yes he did
yeah won't you suck my dong, my fucking dong
while i'm singing this song, suck my dong while i'm singing this song
in tv land we know the things that make you happy
we've got all our research in hand, and we can take it from here
back to you, bob
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if i release you, will you be alright
so far we've seen the eloquent distraction of all things
hold fast to me, i'll comfort you in times of need
give in to grace, forgive your certain fate
no cause to please the forebears of disease
to silent speech, heuristic aphorism that shields my peace
ghost harbor freeze, trapped beneath the ice we're floating free
so far so good, no chance of a flood
step back and witness superb examples of evolution!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my little freakazoids!
save me from myself, i feel so unwell
protect all my dreams, and force me to be at peace
to press on, my sweetest love
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20. |
Easter Egg
03:51
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i could stare into your eyes forever
i only want to spend our lives together
climb into your soul and lose my self-control
so i wanna stay alive
runnin through your head like a rabbit
when i find my easter egg, i gotta have it
so dig what i'm into, hey baby i love you
no one can undo the strings attatched
cause now i've met my match, that's you
never wanted feelings if they're just for myself
don't wanna give 'em to nobody else
you are my love, and this is proof
now we'll see if you can handle the truth
we have the light of love to guide us
so let's leave our darkened past behind us
no cause to be afraid
cause baby we got it made
let's kick some ass tonight
i'll take the chance i'll take the test
take what you want and leave the rest
am i freakin you out, do i sound obsessed
do the words i sing make you touch your breast
give your love to me for eternity
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21. |
Just Visiting
03:36
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too bad my invitation came and went unused
so sad your visitation had to end so soon
maintain my innocence of purpose and of mind
the drawback of common sense is that it's so hard to find
essence omnipotent, omniscient and ever-present in my heart
so i'll continue to cherish my regret 'til death do us part
so reluctant to disclose the habit thoughts, the pain you've wrought
piss on the purest unencumbered thought crimes
don't you know it all, and arise and forgo all?
you never reach out for my lost soul
remember sitting beside me, a table seating two
i used to know all that i wish i'd said to you
your virtue isn't greed or malice and not blithe
you were just visiting the jail where i'm serving life
so despondent but resolved to be myself, to speak my thoughts
piss on the purest unencumbered thought crimes
don't you know it all, and arise and forgo all?
i wish you'd reach out for my lost soul
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22. |
I Am a Mashed Potato
05:18
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i wandered in the wilderness for oh so many years
searching for a lover, but all i got were tears
apologize to the foam, discrimination on the phone
invert electrocution for the pervert elocution
fancy parameters abundance of stars
end-zone cheers spurn the causal reluctance
interior plush, blinking blinkers on my fingers
i can heal your emotional pain
i am a mashed potato, a benevolent tornado
eat me and get swept up, hold on to your halo
ever so lazy, your insults do not faze me
so climb into the cockpit and let yourself go
backlog mans the eccentric
lying conjecture recounts the future
rescued from beneath the ravaged fort
the temperature drops in the witches' court
inkblots await 'neath asian wood
eat your vegetables cause they taste really goooood
garble the pronunciation think about yourself
and what you could be if you tried
cousins coming out of the woodwork
lecture me but don't you think too hard
the protocol designed along parallel lines
to fascinate absurdity
can you speak a little louder it's hard to hear my dear
am i making it clear that i want you near and i have some fear
cause i'm kind of weird and i need to be sheared like a sheep
you hear me peep, i drive a jeep, i like to leap and go meep meep
to the faithful lesson-mongers
who inhabit the dark recesses of academia
forthwith i shall balance economics
and ride the coattails til night begs to differ
feel my romance purr, notable as a peripheral slur
distract yourself from the malicious ram
my intentions are pure like the son of man
you're much too accustomed to attentive deference
take heed to my warning and properly site the reference
concentrate on breath, the rhythm and the heft
the cold thoughtless judgments of which i am bereft
assemble the flock of battle ducks
relish in the finding of added fucks
giving away the excess stuff
sick with worry cause we care too much
humanity is really cool
i'd like to save it but alas i am a fool
afforded by the endless asphalt parody
courted by the surly throngs of hilarity
recalcitrant to the throne, humiliated and alone
acceptance and truth, no belief without proof
party up and disco down trees are green and dirt is brown
meerkat is a noun, be careful that you don't drown
in the sea of travesty, in the pool of mediocrity
in the galaxy of nothing, the vacuum of my heart
there's nothing at all in the galaxy of nothing
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23. |
Suede Without the "E"
03:47
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well i was hanging out in the parking lot
after the prom
i was wearing a nice blue dress
that belonged to my mom
when a van pulled up blasting loud grunge rock
when the side door opened i saw nothing but cock
i was scared as hell as the fear rushed over me
they tied me w/ twine and gave me some wine
they took me to a warehouse in 20 minutes time
put me inside a ring of fire
as i began to cry
for the song had started to play
and there was nothing left to say
all i could do was wait, wait and see, as the events unfolded
and their resolve emboldened as i was thinking of a way
to get free
a shirtless man appeared on the scene
he said "my name is weiland and i hold a degree in philosophy"
and that he'd like to get close to me
he swung from a chain and demanded that i lick his nuts
i told him i was trying and that he should stay still
because a body in motion stays in motion
until acted upon by an opposing force
then out of the corner of my eye i saw another guy
he was wearing a loincloth and looking like a caveman
i couldn't figure out what this was all about
he stood up and said politely
"my name is kevin and i like to dance
do you want i should beat this weiland nance?"
i said ok, and he pulled out a club
he hit weiland in the nuts...and i guess that was enough to distract him
while kevin pissed on the flames
we got into the van and got it on w/ no shame
i like to fuck cavemen and party with cocaine
but the weiland creep took it a little too far
he shouldn't have messed with me
now weiland and his band are gonna learn the meaning of
suede without the "e"
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24. |
I Like Planets
04:42
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i like planets, i like planets
electricity
i like oceans, i like cities
good enough for me
global warming, terraforming
dance the night away
wake me up in a few hundred years
cause there's nothing to do today
gutted truth op, make up the ritual
you can't help me, fossil merchants
head out west to find the train full of secrets
now we can make certain that we
have the equipment required to make a stand
luminous eyes upon me in lunar solace
i barely recognized you with so much damage
a foreign tongue, appalling truce
never gain the light of simple truth
their thoughts were warm but misinformed
that is not the case with me and you
take my feelings, wave that wand
take me to a cave that was impervious to mind control techniques
the water on this world can be absorbed
exchanged for something far more interesting
that will most certainly facilitate the
onslaught of my new and improved civilization
scarlet sentries guarding the clock pulse
move in silence gliding transport
now it's too late to call for backup
access granted, total system failure
it's never enough to just live
you have to serve a purpose, preferably your own
that's all i have now
if you would come with me
then we should go now
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25. |
Fuck Me Fuck You
04:23
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still strokin' it, i can't be stopped
wearin' out my welcome with the lawyers and the cops
can't do nothin' without scrutiny
now i see you're lookin', you're lookin' at me
what the hell do you want, what have i done
i really don't know but i'm sure it was fun
i prob'ly got it on with yo bitch yeah
i'm gonna get it on 'til i'm dead, 'til i'm dead, aw
speaking of which, here's another fuckin' record for you
bring me a bitch, it's well known that i like to screw
cows go "moo", cats say "mew"
fuck me, fuck you
you can't stop me, you can't win, you can't control the power of the seven deadly sins
it's like fire, it's like ice, you know it's hot and it's cold and it's naughty and it's nice
a-rock rock y'all, a-hip hop y'all, sell your soul to the music for a lifetime of fun
it's really pure and obscure, and of that i'm sure
straight dope gives you hope, it's the disease and the cure
you get up, you get down, drive your car all around
you go back home and tell your friends what you found
the anthems of truth, the kind you can relate to
it's all good, no it's great, make no mistake
we take your mind and we'll never let it break
'til you get to the level of the high fidelity supersonic pantheon, ho
pitching a tent, in the seclusion of a troubled state of mind
paying your rent, i wouldn't count it as a favorite pastime
craving a screw, and i will get it long before i go bye-bye
getting a clue, maybe you'll get one before you die
sky is blue, i like a wave that's new
fuck me, fuck you
i'm a redneck, i'm a pain in your ass, a-whoa whoa oh
corporate america, you better run, i got a gun
i know you wanna talk to the press, but you're gonna have to get through ME first
i know you wanna talk to the press, cause i've been in your situation and you know i know that it hurts
we get it on, and it's hard as hell, the fountain of truth springin' up like a well
you can't compete when we take it to the street
you got one more chance to sidestep a sure defeat
unnatural disasters that nature will cause
the loss of life, and the breaking of laws, ah, oh god naw
fuck me fuck you
fuck me fuck you
fuck me fuck you
fuck me fuck you
ah
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charlie, sold his soul
party, rock and then roll
army, army of jews
sorry, they're coming for you!
try not to be so bloody charming
try to be conscious of the carving
i don't belong inside this palace
i miss when i could be so callous
we can define in a heartbeat your new role
my mind is racing my heart is black as coal
because i am the official linkin park mole
aces high
awkward sentinel parses the blight
paces, 20 at dawn
faceless, trapped in the song
what a conundrum for the scholars
panic disaster forest fire
manic imposter forcing dire
consequences for the liars who ignore the
issue that persists in all the peasants' minds
a fitting fate for royalty most unkind
like i've cultivated individuality
the soldiers building campfires always laughing
no morals, no mercy for prince charles
see you in hell
charlie, moles will assail and bid you death
i'll finance the war
log split heart attack is what you afford
chilling, no feelings
as you're ripped apart by my claws!
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27. |
Oddcats
04:32
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[mostly from a fake word generator...some real words also]
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i am the man who invented the first clock
yet you don't even know my name
you won't return my everlasting affection for you
i assume it's because you don't understand the value of love
of time and space and the things that bind us together as human beings
i've invented the clock, and now you can be on time
you can put on your socks and shoes and socks and go make a dime
you be anything that you want to be, and of course it's all because of me
because i am the man who invented the first clock
clock, first clock
we are the girls, we are the girls who invented lesbianism
it's not known the year in which we lived, as you see we lived before the days
of calendars and clocks and such, we knew so little yet spoke so much
and it brought us great joy to exchange sexual favors
and bake lots of goodies to munch
yes we were ready for anything
we were ready for anything the world might throw at us
but the fact is that wealth is never sufficient
you must give in to the lust you feel
the lust you feel is such a fire that rages like molten steel
when it cools it's hard and strong and sturdy
supporting the trains and buildings of centuries to come
centuries to come centuries to come
we are the crew that invented faster than light travel
now man can traverse the galaxy as he once did rocks and gravel
there's a lot to be said which can't be put into words
the poetry of science isn't something that you learn
it exists in the genes, and their sequenced devotions
the heavier elements resulting from stellar explosions
we cast off the ignorance of centuries past
we spurn and despise incorporeal bombast
as we glide and disperse and quote chapter and verse
from the scriptures of the physical universe
we explore we explore and implore build bridges open doors
discover structures of other worlds containing hundreds of floors
and alien lifeforms that scurry and scamp
worlds arid and dry, humid and damp
it's fascinating and most intriguing
to hear aliens speaking, and to taste a lesbian's genitals as they are leaking, as they are leaking
to look at a clock and to trust in its expenditure
to question immortality as a way of getting things done
and then of course to give in because it's all about me
i am the only one that matters and i must live indefinitely
there's no such thing as shame anymore
there's no such thing as shame anymore
there's no such thing as money
we have what we need, the resources to feed
the human population as it continues to breed
that's something to behold as i'm sure that you're aware
and for reasons unbeknownst, thou shalt give not a care
for time and space and homosexuality chaste
will forever be cataloged on my immortal face
on my immortal face
i catalog the infinite, i will invent the spaceship
i will taste the lesbian, i will show you the clock that keeps time perfectly
we glide, we disperse, the genitals never need to rehearse
they know what they're in for, they know what to do
we can scurry and scamp and make life difficult for you, for you
because we are the inventors
inventors, the inventors, the inventors
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29. |
PaciFIST
02:36
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i'm a pacifist
there's so much power you can't resist
i'm a pacifist, now you're gettin the gist
i'm a pacifist, there's so much power in the slightest grip
i'm a pacifist, you're never quite sure if you're on my list
cause i won't tell, if everything's not swell, and i want you to go to hell
and DIE
i'm a pacifist
but i'm prone to seizures and violent fits
if you keep yanking my chain
i will put a hollow point in your fucking brain
cause life's not fair
and i simply ...do not...care
and my vacant stare
will chill you to the bone
you'll never be alone
cause the horror of my existence will haunt you
for the rest of your days
i know this makes you so amazed
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everyone's trying to tell me about these sluts
but no one's willing to help me when i need to get fucked
if you're not gonna help me find some cooch
stick a knife in my neck real soon
hey baby won't you kill me please
hey baby i'm down upon my knees
i see that you've got another man
someone who can fulfill your plans
but he isn't the same as i am
i am unique
i can do many things you know
but those things you need, i don't know
you gotta tell me what they are
or i can't do much
and i can't even rhyme to the fuckin' lines i'm tryin' to
it's true, i do, wanna screw, pretty baby, aw haw
pretty baby, yip yip yaw
i need to get some if you please
these chords seem to go together even though i can't always sing the right words or the right notes
everyone's trying to tell me to write a song
write some words that aren't bullshit and we just might sing along
if you're not gonna help me write this tune
stick a knife up your ass real soon
if you're not gonna help me find some cooch
stick a knife in my head
stick a knife in my head
stick a knife in my head
and kill me
kill me
kill me
kill me
kill, kill, kill, kill
kill, kill, kill, kill
kill kill kill kill kill, kill kill
kill....kill...kill...kill
365 songs is a lot of songs
if you're listening to this song you must not have too many better things to do, or even things that might not be better, but still possibly less annoying than this
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Austin, TX-based songwriter. 30 albums avail. on bandcamp or elsewhere [youtube & mediafire]. All downloads are FREE or name- your-price! See my FB artist page [linked below] for full discog and links to almost all of my music [click the "about" tab then click "see more" under where it says "description"] ... more
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