you want to know what's on my mind (religious lies) you want to know what's on my mind (political lies) you want to know what's on my mind (love lies) you want to know what's on my mind (money lies) i want to know what's on my mind (die) i want to know what's on my mind (lies) i want to know what's on my mind (sky) i don't know what's on my mind, no i don't (watch the demons fly) i don't know what's on my mind, no i don't (watch the semen fly) no i don't, no i don't (you wouldn't lie to an officer, you wouldn't lie to a priest) know what's on my mind (you wouldn't lie to your girlfriend, you wouldn't lie to a..) sleazy ho, sleazy priest everywhere i go i get the grease (no i don't) (no i don't) i have no soul (no i don't) (no i don't) 5 dollar footlong baby 5 dollar footlong baby 5 dollar bill ready to go, ready to pay i don't know what's on my mind, no i don't

what's up with everyone it's like seven days of rain today goodbye to all my friends so what, you don't exist today favorite heartache, cherished regret please don't forsake me you really have to thank me, for all i do for you back down in austin town, we're lookin' mighty fine today waiting for the bus looks fun, while you're frying in the sun today cable splicing, ones and zeros know the way it's never gonna be ok can't you see it just as plain as day it's never gonna be ok

i need to tell you something important i wouldn't steer you wrong oh no your junkyard days are over baby what else is left to go wrong you're my favorite car and i'm an easy tire i was made for what you are love is a precious obligation you can take any road you want if you don't move it soon they'll surely be towing, baby your brakes are shot but i'm sure you know where you're going you're my favorite car and i'm an easy tire i was made for what you are the trip will go much faster with my unmistakable charm my lies will feel sincere because my dear i am a star you think it lasts forever when the end is still too far i'm a stupid liar i was made for what you are

what you wanted to do is not important for what you halt to break through is the persistence of time altruisitc approach no doubt consorted advantageous and faulty as hell cause you won't desert all your pride and hurt you won't make right what you cannot fight you had the chance to decide yourself and you won't don't disrupt the balance of nature don't disrupt the balance of time no don't do that to me, the ruler of all spiritual things i see in other dimensions and they give me instructions to carry out the will of the gods i see these other dimensions and it's making me suspicious when i see all these people making motions with their hands and nodding at me it's all very interesting and suspicious and crazy and psychopathically introverted and disgustingly sincere and polite and dear to my heart and such i walk into the sun every day yeah that's what i said i walk into the sun every day and i stole some time and i sold some time to the past, and it's entertaining me, whenever i ask try to keep your pants on try to keep your face on cause i won't do that to myself disrupting the balance of all that is sacred, and holy takes away all my time, and my choices are few and my looks won't get me through i'm in league with a ghost and it's all because of you i'm in league with a ghost and it's all because of you

lots of things i do are a waste of time like this song, like your life lots of things i do are a waste of time like this song, like your life i really hate this world, it's true i don't want to die too soon, alright lots of things i do are a waste of time like this car, like this country lots of things i do are a waste of time like this song, coming up with words for it i really think it's a waste of time i don't like to waste my time but i have to write a song and you know the reason why cause i miss you girl i always want you in my life but that's not really gonna happen there's not too much chance of it happening anymore i am a superwhore slowing it down, gives you more time to think up words to the song this is a nice chord i think i like it i think i could just play this chord this is a nice chord i really like it oh baby, why you treat me so bad so bad so bad

every time i think i'm safe take my chances, play the game my fate is sealed in the end chance is relative, go back home or stay the course being a loser is just such a chore drowning in a circular motion fuck the world fuck the world i'll be alone every time you'll be alone too [it's alright] wooooooooooooo very astute your take on me you wanna see me burn in the 3rd degree but it's your turn to BURN IN HELL i'm setting fire to your car now i know that you won't get far life's a bitch and then you die fuck the world

send me to the moon so fare thee well goodbye send me to the moon i don't want to live here no more i don't want to live on this planet no more you got that right i'm leaving tonight i'm out of sight i'm feelin, feelin alright i'm doin' fine, now that i'm leaving this place it's such a disgrace, just look at my face

all i want is your compassion if i were to strain be it not the action pressed up to the window of your tenement pensive with a touch of hope's descent i'd lay my hands to the straps on your shoulders and gently your face if i felt a bit bolder this perfect picture to be one your eyes upon me weigh a ton without a word or even a movement, you've won give me your blood, give me your light give me your heart, in black and white drain me of colors that force doubt upon myself and others once faithful and strong insipidly beautiful words imparted fire to felicity monstrosities of paranormal bombast approach the gates of time to hiss at me the depositional despondance of hapless wings flap over my home blurring the senses, dissolving defenses as the caretakers surround our collective bed of pretenses i long to feel your artistry in respiration's endless need consoling me in my desperation, convincing me to breathe to pander evermore unto the lull of pleasure fleeting and pass lucid prospects over, exiting defeated to willingly accept the harping disconnect i sew and teach myself to ignore the respect and love i'll never know i'll write these pieces of lead for all til summer's curtain comes to call with greece's finest god of wine i pluck my harp in hell's divine chapel of the indolence maligned to return this instant, my personal assistant go lightly upon the magnetic distance and unto the promissory foyer of solemnity mine but you know not the ways in thy heavenly daze an err to wise and a sin to despise delineated growth spurt welcome mat placeholder eyes writing inviting executive disorders holding pattern spirituality of the polling, rolling murders in ghastly mass of asterisks past gleams a pious virtuosity in ersatz wealth remittance polemics masks love and hate, pleasure and pain it's as plain to see as a burning plane believe in god because you're bored if you speak up you shall be ignored so stay with me and i'll be your guide have fun today, pull me aside retread our thoughts, believe to decide maybe we ain't got nothin to hide i took a shot at my dream and it wound up dead maybe someone should just stab me in the head i won't help your grievance bearing down on me hapless in its entirety raising the stakes for the common good when the police come, it will hide neath the rotting wood i'm not a catfish, but i've traveled the land and sea i'm not that selfish you can have anything, it's fine with me these lilies are pure evil see how they lean intentions deceit-filled, just what have they seen i stab your facade, an attempt on your pain laid the crab and the cod right in front of the train over land and sea, through the waters we divide for the ocean is deep and the river is wide i'm on your side if you let me inside what do i have to hide accursed fear, foolish pride remarks have torn, rather snide mountains crumble, worlds collide earthquakes rumble, birdies glide the faithful mumble, in priests confide feeling lost, need some sort of guide astronomical cost, spaceship give me a ride go away go away go away from me peasants mainline demonic plasma and drain the flourescence

it's a step up from screaming with no meaning and i was singing just a step up from bleeding my heart to a stranger and so it goes, a waking peace a slumber filled with the deceased nine centuries of los angeles strewn debris, it all comes to me my sympathy becomes fat with greed i'll pay you back when i get some pine trees arrows and leaves my disease will be contracted by touch god knows i don't ask for much it's deception, the malice in the chalice the crystal palace the patter of the chatter it all shatters at the right frequency it's a step up from crawling and failing almost completely it's a step up from death i know but that don't make it right don't make me want to go along with you along with you and all the shit you pull

oh baby i'm so depressed i haven't sinned but i need to confess i see your face in the waterfall you are all i'm thinking of now cause lately i've been so stressed i've got some things to get off my chest to keep pace with the lemming hordes i need to score, i want you so much they left me in a ditch when people suck, life's a bitch so get fucked, pull me dick and get a dog up ya i stop to watch my back expecting someone to attack i can't escape the memory of everything they did for me tall buildings that stand alone like a king tied to the throne choke on the prejudice there's only chance, and it doesn't give a damn they left me in a ditch when people suck, life's a bitch so get fucked, pull me dick and get a dog, get that dog count your fuckin blessings hear the spoken principalities may you find a hard place in the rock of sincerity unexplained asterisks risk reward call me back, beg for more slowly stray the narrow path murder a man who once taught you math it's ok, you see, can't remember a thing you teach, breach space, face, contract i'm back on track, cut me some slack let us now join hands and sing the apple fell so far from the tree signified obliquely parting the sea over and out, meaning without divine intrinsic value judgement sine wave parcel post handstamp oh where for art thou now? have i completely lost it? are you ever gonna come back and make me whole again? what is real? what is false? what is the reality of falsification intertwined in our subconscience ornament shrine-plague? don't ask me, i just work here where is the proverbial muse to bemuse who'd use me to convince you that i'm being abused mercurial in partial remittance, implicit, meant in fingerprints grown high and wide, unyielding to the blind eyesight over ground, under ground, playing the field from both sides overheard: it pays to be absurd dense in dents, necessarily invented splints too much light in the ever-present night gotta shut it down, gotta shut you down, alright? just go home, man, i need not listen now we heard this shit before the spark was lit so like, ciao

what do you think about that let's walk to the park and sit on a bench bulid a machine to solve the world's problems with a monkey wrench let's rob from the rich and steal from the poor when you think you've had enough we'll steal some more we'll go to a foreign country and plant a flag that reads what do you think about that great men don't just appear out of nowhere they're special and they carry some weight really important people like you and me should get together and go out on a date hell freezes over and the sky turns red when the sun comes up we'll both be dead saturn has rings, mcdonald's has fries here's your consolation prize what do you think about that ventilation shafts can be traversed by a human being we can have our cake and eat it too, don't ya think presidents and kings and levitating hindi's all sing the praise they all recommend these particular pants, they like the way they feel i feel like an 8 year old behind the wheel of a car, like a czar, like a man who wants to know what do you think about that hair will grow it has a mind of its own rent a car sail a boat do you think fucking i care present me with plans and we'll go wherever i don't need a map, just a report on the weather questions and queries, eyes that are teary yellowjackets chasing us through a clearing the bears will growl, the lions will roar just beware of the wild boar what do you think about that

i play guitar like a moron i robbed a bank like a fucking moron i solved a crime like a moron and when only morons can solve crimes it's a sad state of affairs i will take you there to the scene of the crime one time i solved a crime, it was easy cause i didn't use my brain i'm a moron and i am completely and utterly insane look into my eyes pretty baby i love you so and now it's time to say goodbye to the life you once knew i'm gonna take you to a special place where they keep all the pretty people who never know what's right they always fight their instincts, they always go the wrong way just like you did, my love but now i'm here for you and it's all going to be rectified in an instant i'll get the leeches off your back and i'll save you from your life of solitude i robbed a bank like a moron but i'll never get caught i solved more crimes than i commit they won't catch me cause i'm much too smart i don't think in ordinary terms i'm a moron i'm a moron

i don't wanna hear shit, i know you stole my money you're about to get shot with a mf'in uzi gonna be dead, i'll put you right down in the ground then i'm gonna take your car, and i'm a drive around town gonna drive around 9mm payback son of a bitch gonna put your ass in the mf'in ditch drive around yeah, drive around oh it's been a long time since i felt this way when god looks down on me tonight he's gonna see a man with a lot to say i got a lot to say oh you know it's true, i'm gay (what?) i robbed a bank (uh huh) i fucked your girlfriend (oh yeah) i smoke pot (yeah..) and i've done some cocaine too i like to lick on dudes in places where you wouldn't normally expect ah but that don't matter you see cause you stole my money and there's only one punishment for that (9mm payback) gonna get my fuckin gat gonna shoot you in the head gonna put you in the ground yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i don't wanna hear shit, i know you stole my money you're about to get shot with a mf'in uzi gonna be dead, i'll put you right down in the ground then i'm gonna take your car, and i'm a drive around town gonna drive around 9mm payback son of a bitch gonna put your ass in the mf'in ditch drive around yeah, drive around gonna put ya ass down, ass down yeah

the cops are hot tonight the cops are gonna make everything alright and they're not gonna take any prisoners kickin ass shootin guns (shoot shoot) puttin the cuffs on (clickity click) and then i hit you in the head with a club (ohh) yeah, i drive real fast yeah, i kick some ass yeah, i'm gonna kick your ass to the curb, you little twerp cops, i'm a member of the cops it's a little group and we like our authority it's kept within its limits (do me now) we like to put em down take big piles of drugs and snort em up yeah the cops are hot tonight (snort the drugs) my nuts are big and ready to pop oh baby check out my pants (i'm a mf'in cop) the nuts are gettin ready to burst my name is willie, and i am a cop if you don't wanna go to jail why don't you suck i am a cop (can i nut you) i am a really good cop (wanna nut) i like to shoot and i like to fuck (i like to nut) ah there's nothin wrong with that (i need to nuuuuuttt) 16 rounds in my clip, gonna get it on tonight everything's gonna be alright cops, a member of the cops i like cock, i like puss i like drum machines i like drugs (drugs are good) i like plants (plants are good) drugs come from plants don't you know (so does oxygen) when i get it on with a ho i get all the evidence to the hotel room (plz don't take me to jail) i got it off some drug dealin dude i beat him down with a gat (i'll suck it real good) i went and got it on with a little ho (yes he did) and she was a very fine ho, yeah (yeah!) my nuts are hot tonight (yeah) YEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH you better not get in my way get out of my face ready to shoot, ready to shoot my guns cop shoot gun ass ho drugs snap crackle

talent scout talent scout talent scout i hate you i hate you you know it's true i hate you, you know it's true somebody call the fire department, oh no talent scout... i love you, yes i do i love you, you know that it's true oh talent scout talent scout yeah

the view is sublime from the cabin of my blimp now feed my ego, lesbian pimp i'm drawn to heat i retreat from fire i'm laid like the street inflated like a tire i'm gray and unassuming allow motion to pass don't be unfair or i'll kick yr ass don't spare the whip on the horse of pain give me all your lovin straight to my fucking vein hell is for the sinners and heaven is for me the pie is my salvation won't you listen carefully i need it, i want it, and i'll have it soon the night is falling rapidly, i'm howling at the moon it's the party of a lifetime, up in the sky we have oxygen a plenty but for you it's time to die that depends that depends that depends on what's wrong so give me sth to lose the rock rhythm but i don't wanna take the chance of it give me sth to lose the rock rhythm not a chance in lieu of something to do, i propose a proposition, to you you can be mine and give me some time and fuck whoever you want, i don't need you to toe the line i just want to love you girl cause i know you're quite a lovely gal it doesn't mean we can't be pals stay indoors write beautiful songs teach the little trolls their right from wrong brutality is an atrocity i just wanna get along how much is this phone call costing me i think it's time we get it on take me to the town center we'll ride up off the ground if i should be your intern you know i will go down the living and the dead share common threads we fail as we flail into the neverending red this country is bankrupt and so is my soul heed the words i say cause i'm about to take control of the world as it is in a sorry state of crime and destitution and other interesting traits the cart is full, the line is long make your final selections and i'll sing you one last song and the plans and the plans and the plans will get drawn give me sth to lose the rock rhythm but i don't wanna take the chance of it give me sth to lose the rock rhythm when i was child they made it seem so important but we are not worthy to be loved so i could not believe my ideas have worth of their own the domination of descent the emptiness of self-fulfillment a single tree on a hill top bent the work of our hands a beautiful wasteland a galaxial spiral of meaning morality is curious to me i'm very curious you see pocket pie i want the pocket pie it's all i ask you for you're rich and i am poor so help a brother out and make your country pround it looks quite tasty and i must say you owe me one

people don't tell me what to do people don't tell me who to screw you can't make me do what's right for me and my life you can't tell me just what's right for me oh no you can make a suggestion but i'm not required to follow or explain myself you can make a suggestion but don't count on me reciprocatin' people don't tell me what to do i do what the fuck i want all day mr bunghole that's about where i get off, lemme tell you a story i was workin in this job and it sucked so i burned the place down and i didn't give a damn and i never will i committed arson a thousand times or more it makes me sleep better at night knowing i was the cause of financial ruin give me more and they take less doesn't take a genius to see the plan that i have for the world less is more love is hate feel the burn at hell's gate finances can blow me, it's not my problem see they told me i was gonna have to appear before a jury i don't care i burned the courthouse down now i'm on my way to another town virtuous and true, silencing all the fools that stand in my way i'm the real rock and roll rebel, man you just don't get it

this is a song it has chords i'm really bored i like whores what's the score of the game it's the price of fame it will drive you insane don't look at me in that tone of voice, baby don't look at me with that scrutiny that i see in your eyes cause i got multiple reasons to say the things i do this is a world it has places, it has faces it has currency systems and banks it has places, it has faces it has lots and lots of banks don't you look at me in that tone of voice, baby yeah ahh with that scrutiny that's so plain to see, oh baby don't you know that i love you so i've got multiple reasons to say all these things 1,000 reasons to say the things i do

once i had a chance, and i blew it once i held your hand, and i knew it once i was a man, ah screw it give me back my time it's impossible, we can't do that no, can't do that, can't go back we can't make it right we can't do what you ask you're gonna have to let go of the past oh i blew it look into my eyes, there is nothing left to see you've taken all of me and there's nothing left behind this blank expression of pain strain i'm insane oh my god help me no no no it's all gone terribly wrong it's a terrible tragedy for you to consider god oh god no somebody shoot me now once i had a chance, and i blew it once i held your hand, i fuckin knew it once i was a man, now i'm just a shell once i was a man, but now i currently reside in hell

i feel for you, and everyone who wears their heart on their sleeve all the ones who believe and all that it takes, is every ounce of strength to fend off the evil and the lame oh, what is happening oh, what is happening to this world in my blame, you know i care and i've been to hell i remember well it burned me all those times i was alone god save the fools who hold out hope for what they know is never coming back oh yeah, never give in oh, and i'll never win it's a point i have to make and no one can take my place it's all that i can take there'll come a day when i'll go away and i won't be waiting for you anymore i still remember how you smiled and everything you said to me everything you said to me

i pee a lot, i pee a lot and it's causing problems i pee a lot, i pee a lot and it's causing problems in my life will you help me with my problems will you help me work it out, work it out i can't work out the details, involved in getting it all to dry up it won't dry, it won't dry, it won't dry up ground's too shallow, there's too much rock the pee won't dry up oh won't you help me oh god, it's embarrassing, now when i have people come to my door they all see the pee and it's causing a scene would you like to help me would you like to help me help me oh won't you help me oh no oh

in silence we dream and draw others to our side in silence we live our lives for all time we don't say what we feel we don't do what is real and we steal our feelings and we hold them for ransom til we get some more feelings that weren't really ours to begin with, don't you see it's not interesting at all it's actually quite depressing and it's not right to question the nature of our souls in fact it's bad to do that don't you think we ought to stop doin' things that are bad we should stop doing things that are bad we should stop we should stop doing things that are bad

i want to have sex with tv chicks who are all older than me i'll get back to you in a little while cause i've gotta finish that list you know it'll be extensive i've got a few in my head but i'm not gonna go there until i finish that list

she has a strange effect on me when she walks into the room i feel a pang of gloom i'm not sure just why that is but i know it's all to do with things that happened in the past things i can't forget i can't forget the way she acted when i told her how i felt it really fucked me up now i can't believe in anything she has a strange effect on me i don't want to be that person who whines all the time but i am

you tried your best and you failed the test you're gonna have to answer to me you tried your best and to no success i think that's what i mean and i know you can't believe everything that you see but believe you me it's gonna get messy when i reclaim what's rightfully mine oh i'll get it in time you failed to be what you said you were you took advantage of my good faith your ass is mine, and i'll drop the dime i'll put your stupid ass in its place you know i will heed this advice, i won't ask you twice everybody knows that you can't be trusted to heed this advice i'm not gonna tell you twice, you can't be trusted to do anything right do anything right, no

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dance and sing, i wanna make the scene gonna drive them demons down prance around, baby paint the town i wanna get around whoa shake em down, oh baby shake em down oh shit naw, oh fuck yea it's getting serious, i'm really serious i'm getting serious, i swear it i swear it to you shake the scene, make the scene drag those demons underground drag em down and i'll tell you what i'll tell them and i'll tell you what i told them oh baby i told em lots of shit

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