a party to my parlor games you've always been a slave it seems our purposes exposed at last one flicker of light and then it's passed a service approved and then appropriated for the ones who can endure the constant shame and aren't afraid of guns guns guns guns constant distress constant distrust transgressions confessed options discussed patent the pain, full court press i'm not impressed but i'm playing all the same aren't you happy, at peace in this smokescreen hypnotised, an expense devised imagination fuels that power play hours and days, adding up atrocity straights and gays, uninhibited hypocrisy they're leading us on, righting the wrong so we besiege, unto the breach, unto the love we found inside the sound now, alright, it's ready to be engaged i found the slaves that i need, are you one of them solemn place on the rise in the face i know you can die [it'll take] some time to rise, reclaim your life from this smokescreen ever after is on my agenda, in this smokescreen in the forest elves are organizing and that's why i'm happy again we're crashing the party political parties, they're going down hear the bombs, it's a horrible sound i'm ready to fight, i'm ready to reclaim my life i'm ready to go to hell, yeah! meet me in hell, i like to feel the fires of hell burning inside my soul, yeah alright rock and roll fires of hell are burning and... somethin' really interesting's goin' on!

you've suffered long indoctrination, furnished houses new bought back innocence and wonder, oblivion eschewed never fail to answer or to question all the things they say it's remarkable, it's great...it's you fulfilling the hopes of the tiniest minds expecting returns along diminishing lines their forests of green whisper glistening lies to tempt and charm you, and this should alarm you but do you think you can eschew are you ready to bang with my crew, ee-oo do you think that you can screw and leave behind the life you once knew a brand new set of principles to preach another sort of stockpile you can leech floating through the ether i beseech the many speckled dockers thus to breach the many speckled dockers thus we preach cobble like a panther in the jungle fancied indecision leads to hunger resurrect your interest for a moment diplomacy diplomacy diplomacy diplomacy soluble religions that dissolve quite nicely presidents and regents will condone my actions state your case into my face you bastard pop me like a cooter do it faster are you ready to bang with my crew, ee-oo do you think that you can screw and leave behind the life you once knew i rest my case, i rest it oh so faintly i test your etiquette, you will act so dainty i'm operating on cigarettes and alcohol, mainly i'm hoping somehow this will make you love me this will make you love me this will make you love me eakin out a meager existence finding what we need in this resistance bash the heads of those who disagree find new energy sources, plant those trees plant those trees, plant those trees do you think you can eschew do you think you can eschew i know you can eschew, i know you can eschew eschew do you think you can eschew are you ready to bang with my crew, ee-oo well do you think that you can screw and leave behind the life you once knew Meg Ryan Squirrel wants a cashew Meg Ryan Squirrel needs a cashew!

i think that you're so cute, just lettin you know i'm just here for all your loot, cause i'm a ho i can't satisfy my all consuming need i won't let you be my girl don't want you gettin too close to me cause then you might see my realm, my hell then you might feel unwell inside your shell and then you're gonna need, professional help i think about the world and all its woes i contemplate my death and the paths i chose if i'm causing you distress then i shall go if you want me to undress just let me know but then you might see my realm, my hell and then you might feel unwell inside your shell and then you're gonna need professional help

you were very prescient, when you said that i was dead now i feel invincible, i am simply incredible watch me move and see me glide i prance across the mountainside i shall now go to belize, feel the warmth of a tropical breeze while the plants can make me sneeze there's an abundance of terrestrial and marine species with which i can deftly communicate and instruct at once to congregate we only have so much time, and then it's over and then we die so do what you will while you can experience the glory of beast and man when i was a wee small lad, i volunteered to be totally rad i wore the clothes i sung the songs i taught american society its rights and wrongs how they thanked me when they saw the imminent strike of the tiger's claw surreptitious make believe, fanciful and distasteful greed how they pride themselves upon their affinity for mind control wear your heart upon your sleeve, but take care not to be deceived we only have so much time, and then it's over and then we die so do what you will while you can experience the glory of beast and man i'm tellin' you man, it's a glorious world out there!

words are no match for feelings they haven't even got a clue about the deeper meaning we could be forever goldmine encyclopedia, quest for the everchanging truth read on to make it worth the time you've lost together hope standing by, until first light arrives, won't you invite, hope standing by i wouldn't need to own you no use denying your true self so practice your aikido and fly like a buzzy beetle i try to make you happy that's what i think about a lot while i'm burning down cathedrals all for you my weasel love standing by, until it's something close to right shoes with no ties, love standing by

just a little bit of alcohol can make your mind so impervious just a little bit of alcohol can make your time so enjoyable refrain from demeaning, i'm scared of the ceiling dried out purity intention quelled cycle through to rinse my blissful ignorance embrace reality of trees i've felled i don't have to feel my heart i don't have to play guitar i don't have to love you so just a little bit of alcohol to forget about it all off track, life depleted pitch black and receded wallow in the heartless postured sound shoot down truth and beauty gliding gracefully and crashing mercilessly to the ground perhaps i can blame society i don't have to be a star i don't have to fix this car i don't have to love you so just a little bit of alcohol we'll be bouncin' off the wall just a little bit of alcohol to forget about it all

if life sinks into remorse like a foundering ship at sea and hot coals become your bed or the ground beneath your feet then why not rely on me for guidance out of the storm when i hold you in my arms i'm enlightened like never before the shame and the fear envelop you, the honor is to hurt but to me you're as beautiful as the buttons on your shirt the words carry their intent but the meaning is lost on me if all goes as planned we will fail most miserably so why not rely on me for guidance out of the storm when i hold you in my arms i'm enlightened like never before

late glows the rosy spurt, addict ordered manic thirst stop it now the relief has strangled me i bowed as the soldier sprung practice makes perfection strap me down and erase my memory the cold hard truth is a drag and i live in circles of regret and apprehension, and system lag coasting through the stars in uneventful days many more will come chances lost along the way chocolate for consumption lust fairway fudged the skeptic cusp let it fly in the foreplay of anonymity outsource disappointment's tase by an onslaught of calculated praise hold me close and engage my amity exercise courage to trust me completely concerto commences and there's still plenty of time to beat me if ever you feel i've been wrong in anything i've said, conclusions aren't set in stone cable to cable, fable to fable, table to table extend the surface area direct effect analogies, and elevated apologies keeping time like clocks and trees giving up is a breeze

save a little piece of love for me chiropractics out of practice crack my back bitch roaming like a roman tryin' to conquer your skin i'm obnoxious i defy precautions to the letter of the law open it up, i need a dope deal so offended knees are bended i'm so sorry cold and lonely got no homie and no home yeah rest your head upon the isolation and you'll know just how i feel open it up, i need a dope deal fake ascension, rise up and greet sin horrible delusions rock your socks off and criticize your plans grumble grumble make me humble give me food if you please energy release, welcoming the onslaught of peace open eyes and smiling face, open thighs and warm embrace reaching the conclusion that i need a new infusion of dna hollow trees will catch the breeze and amplify how many years now it appears i might as well die forment acclimation for the vent of my frustration at you all open it up, i need a dope deal

heavenly marvels and amateur warbles, water in your veins steady the crystal and polish the pistol, time to kill the pain she took the pills and she drank the wine nothing could make her fall in line but all she had to do was listen to me whine, and then clovis slept my effort is spent, result is self-fulfilled cry only for me and no insult to be willed rephrasing terror's amity salute in spite abet the ambiguous loyalty bite enough with this instinct-afforded mutation i'm drowning in the gelatin losing patience you freed, inert inherent reprieve arid lifeless disease, i don't wanna be numb i'll resolve the loose ends muddle dust and descend i can gauge the expense i can plague you with lust unattractive retraction is the price of your scorn love is naked, and requires no candor no cause no effect no blame and no name foundation, walls, roof, shingles, threshold and frame the buildings are stationed in studied stoic stature the paint may be new but the concrete is fractured so pay it no mind just continue respect and life will go on as long as the house is erect lighten up in the ambered catacomb and get some sleep tonight fear of the she-wolf has got me in hiding might as well have sex i'm taking a shuttle first thing in the morning the drugs had no effect we paid the dues of a life unkind nothing could make us fall in line the forest is green and so is the cunt cream i have no regrets rock and roll is here to stay rock and roll won't go away

damn damn damn she speaks about the past tatsuma always said a ball is a big blast do you realise how powerful the US military is? pride of the yankees i am, i'm alone, this is my home this is the greatest nation ever, our sports, tv, and weather we think that you're ok, but the things you say are a little bit GAY we got him we don't need you there's only so many people we can afford to pay, you understand crawling back to where i came from once upon a time i was quite dumb feeling like i need a brand new lover my hot rod heart is burning rubber i'll let you in my ass if you give me a baseball contract pride of the yankees i am, i'm alone, this is my home pride of the yankees i am, call me on my cell phone call me on the phone, i'm preparing to take that bone we're living in a society here, no soup for you NO SOUP FOR YOU well well what have we here, it's another dear, another little dear die die die die die die die pride of the yankees i am

sound off, lie low get lost, go where you want to go restraint, fall back contain the constant urge to hack hack hack pissed off, insane no patience left to play all these games destroy, sex tape don't want that stuff to get out and escape eloquent distraction try to get me off my ass and do the things that i'm supposed to do where can we find happiness the flashpoint of desire improve the transcript, communicate without the fear of being misunderstood and judged an asshole with no chance to really speak your mind you've got two choices one to live and one to die austria is interesting cause hitler was from there he killed a lot of people and he had weird facial hair i've got a problem with das tschuly she's much too far away but if she was in front of me i don't know what i'd say i hate when people call me "guy" it makes me nuts i refuse to pronounce a J like a Y if i can call you julia then i guess that you're allowed to call me guy don't wanna be misunderstood and judged an asshole where can we find happiness, the flashpoint of desire eloquent distraction killing me so, i've got no chance to speak my mind, no i got two choices, i'm so misunderstood, oh suck my wood! am i alive i don't trust you! distrust, of clones i rust like a disused garden hoe your love, is gold i'll conquer whatever i need to to make it grow sound off, ransack release me from the panic attack contract i'll kiss your feet i'll leave this fleeting thought incomplete where can we find happiness, the flashpoint of desire improve the transcript, communicate without the fear of being misunderstood and judged an asshole with no chance to really speak your mind you've got two choices one to live and one to die not gonna die just yet, sorry to disappoint you

heal the places that you hurt feel the grace of peace and love haven't we begun to invent a proper term trash is blowing in the street plastic bags of pure deceit isn't it real yet, can we reveal yet when can we throw away the presents of the past braver than facing fear panic strikes the ones we hold dear fascinating judgments that defer to advancing madness as it were iron socks of symmetry, fundamental puppetry rock me like a parakeet tonite silver starlight beaming down stamp my papers so i can get the fuck out of this town it's an evasion, it's an evasion, of my obligation, yow!

find a reason to question your beliefs find a reason to put an end to griefs find a reason to much upon some leafs find a reason to brush my fucking teeth i got my eco-tools, they help me scrub myself i got my eco-tools, they help me love myself find a reason to take on the whole world find a reason to impress lots of girls find a reason to get these songs online find a reason to waste a lot of time i got my eco-tools, they help me wash off coal i got my eco-tools, they help me cleanse my soul

i want to get attention, numerous devotion but i know it's no use the tragedy of laughter, we're all a bunch of actors for the play of our love's reality safe and sound locked away our true selves quiet as a mouse now i can't afford it, all the shame and torment that i thought i deserved in my youth hope you brought some tissues this one has some issues pity me and all my 10,000 ways to deny anything positive entrance to my life pertinent to active faults responding to the casting call no one will be the wiser to judgments of a lonesome freak hanging on every word you speak no one will be the wiser to the code they can't decipher ironically dispatched by such an urgent plea pretend it's real, pretend it's all you are pretend it's real, pretend it's all you came here for if slavery is really all that you deserve and prison has your best interest at heart out of the forceps, into the jaws of death out of the mouths of slaves onto the printing press gaiety relaxant, shifting of the accent time is short, burning up temper's fuse straining our relation, bringing aggravation to the fore raising whores, wealth of our need is unsung political power flows from the barrel of a gun pertinent to active faults, responding to the casting call no one will be the wiser the heads will roll, the bones will creak you suffer as you learn to speak no one will be the wiser to oblivious reminders of the turning the key inside her open sesame hoping to end this please your life's not so worthless you really don't deserve this but still you pretend it's real, pretend it's all you are pretend it's real, pretend it's all you came here for if slavery is really all that you deserve and prison has your best interest at heart deception is an art shut up and play your part

tweakin' greeks, they're coming for me tweakin' greeks, they won't let me be tweakin' greeks, they're on pcp, and methamphetamine oh no tweakin' greeks, they smoke lots of dope tweakin' greeks, they climb lots of rope tweakin' greeks, they drink lots of coke which contains no aspartame when the pressure of stress is gnawing and the day of the dead is dawning the bird of justice will awaken with talons that are clawing I AM THE OFFICIAL DMB OWL, I AM THE OFFICIAL DMB OWL I AM THE OFFICIAL OWL OF THE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND AND I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU "I'M READY TO KILL" tweakin' greeks, we're locked in the dome tweakin' greeks, it's the only home we've ever known you're questioning me? well you don't know what i've seen tweakin' greeks, they're learning to fly tweakin' greeks, they're helping me die do you think you can cry for the love i've been denied? when the light of the world is dimming and the knives of greeks are skinning the love birds start descending the best days of our lives are beginning the odds in our favor for winning hey man, do you wanna do some pills or something? YEAH I AM THE OFFICIAL DMB OWL, I AM THE OFFICIAL DMB OWL I AM THE OFFICIAL OWL OF THE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND AND I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU "I'M READY TO KILL" greeks claw their eyes out, like an owl would!

[total improv, 5/6/13. i meant to re-record it and stuff, but i was losing the sorta whimsical off the wall feeling of the original improv, so, here you go] call me in the morning, call me in the night call me in the afternoon and i'll try to act right call me when you're feeling blue and call me when you're high call me when you get some news and call me when you die i need to get through to you, don't blame it on my attitude take me to a party, take me to the moon take me where you feel like takin' me, just say you'll take me soon go forth and multiply, and go forth and cry go to the place where you gotta go, just hurry up and decide i need to get through to you, don't blame me or my attitude ow ow ow ow jesus won't you save me, peter won't you try i think that i've been good to the world, and i've, got, eyes i want to make you happy, i won't make you cry i won't do anything at all, just say you're mine...noww.... i need to get through to you don't blame me, for my attitude

i've been summoned by a deity i dare not understand drawn into a fearsome catastrophic change of plans into a strangely populated land of frightening plays in the evening when the darkness takes over what it can little ghosts and goblins come and take you by the hand and take you to a place they call tv land i'm what they call the white man i'll have you understand i'm something to observe, when i'm running with my clan i've got the dick the size of a thimble and i'm nimble like rush limbaugh have you ever seen him leap, it's an astounding feat he can fall 30 stories and still land on his feet it's uncanny, to see the fanny act like a parachute you know that i'm a creep like a mouse i'm known to squeak it's true that i'm boring and a useless waste of space but never mind that, hand over your territory and promptly DIE i'm white and i've got tv, how can you say you're better than me that's not possible, you see, i've got the documents and the case law to prove my worth to the last penny, to the last dime don't you dare interfere with my crime, with my campaign of hate and fear i will fly up behind you on a broomstick and yell in your ear "hey people, get ready for the revolution" that's my solution witchcraft and racism, go hand in hand television is a big part of our master plan underneath our white skin lie the scales of a reptile it's a devious scheme we've been devising for quite a while in fact it goes back to the beginning of time when adam and eve committed their first unholy crime i was there, and part of me has never left the scene cause my sinful existence allows me to transcend time i can be two places at once, oh it's oh so sublime i can stab your god with a pitchfork while i'm reading the 6 o'clock news live on the scene it's a live report, we've got our reports in hand to add to the stack of fucking bullshit everywhere you look the conspiracy is transparent in saudi arabia, or at the table with your parents there's no fucking escape so just give in to the plan there's no escape, so won't you just give in to the white man's plan and we'll all live happily ever after in tv land yeah, yeah, yeah change it, this sucks, change it, this sucks, change it grow a fucking brain, there's no such thing as a fucking shapeshifting reptile, there's only a bunch of greedy humans monkeys with larger brains, or so i'm told that's what they tell me in school yeah, charles darwin, knew what the fuck was going on, yes he did yeah won't you suck my dong, my fucking dong while i'm singing this song, suck my dong while i'm singing this song in tv land we know the things that make you happy we've got all our research in hand, and we can take it from here back to you, bob

if i release you, will you be alright so far we've seen the eloquent distraction of all things hold fast to me, i'll comfort you in times of need give in to grace, forgive your certain fate no cause to please the forebears of disease to silent speech, heuristic aphorism that shields my peace ghost harbor freeze, trapped beneath the ice we're floating free so far so good, no chance of a flood step back and witness superb examples of evolution!!!!!!!!!!!!! my little freakazoids! save me from myself, i feel so unwell protect all my dreams, and force me to be at peace to press on, my sweetest love

i could stare into your eyes forever i only want to spend our lives together climb into your soul and lose my self-control so i wanna stay alive runnin through your head like a rabbit when i find my easter egg, i gotta have it so dig what i'm into, hey baby i love you no one can undo the strings attatched cause now i've met my match, that's you never wanted feelings if they're just for myself don't wanna give 'em to nobody else you are my love, and this is proof now we'll see if you can handle the truth we have the light of love to guide us so let's leave our darkened past behind us no cause to be afraid cause baby we got it made let's kick some ass tonight i'll take the chance i'll take the test take what you want and leave the rest am i freakin you out, do i sound obsessed do the words i sing make you touch your breast give your love to me for eternity

too bad my invitation came and went unused so sad your visitation had to end so soon maintain my innocence of purpose and of mind the drawback of common sense is that it's so hard to find essence omnipotent, omniscient and ever-present in my heart so i'll continue to cherish my regret 'til death do us part so reluctant to disclose the habit thoughts, the pain you've wrought piss on the purest unencumbered thought crimes don't you know it all, and arise and forgo all? you never reach out for my lost soul remember sitting beside me, a table seating two i used to know all that i wish i'd said to you your virtue isn't greed or malice and not blithe you were just visiting the jail where i'm serving life so despondent but resolved to be myself, to speak my thoughts piss on the purest unencumbered thought crimes don't you know it all, and arise and forgo all? i wish you'd reach out for my lost soul

i wandered in the wilderness for oh so many years searching for a lover, but all i got were tears apologize to the foam, discrimination on the phone invert electrocution for the pervert elocution fancy parameters abundance of stars end-zone cheers spurn the causal reluctance interior plush, blinking blinkers on my fingers i can heal your emotional pain i am a mashed potato, a benevolent tornado eat me and get swept up, hold on to your halo ever so lazy, your insults do not faze me so climb into the cockpit and let yourself go backlog mans the eccentric lying conjecture recounts the future rescued from beneath the ravaged fort the temperature drops in the witches' court inkblots await 'neath asian wood eat your vegetables cause they taste really goooood garble the pronunciation think about yourself and what you could be if you tried cousins coming out of the woodwork lecture me but don't you think too hard the protocol designed along parallel lines to fascinate absurdity can you speak a little louder it's hard to hear my dear am i making it clear that i want you near and i have some fear cause i'm kind of weird and i need to be sheared like a sheep you hear me peep, i drive a jeep, i like to leap and go meep meep to the faithful lesson-mongers who inhabit the dark recesses of academia forthwith i shall balance economics and ride the coattails til night begs to differ feel my romance purr, notable as a peripheral slur distract yourself from the malicious ram my intentions are pure like the son of man you're much too accustomed to attentive deference take heed to my warning and properly site the reference concentrate on breath, the rhythm and the heft the cold thoughtless judgments of which i am bereft assemble the flock of battle ducks relish in the finding of added fucks giving away the excess stuff sick with worry cause we care too much humanity is really cool i'd like to save it but alas i am a fool afforded by the endless asphalt parody courted by the surly throngs of hilarity recalcitrant to the throne, humiliated and alone acceptance and truth, no belief without proof party up and disco down trees are green and dirt is brown meerkat is a noun, be careful that you don't drown in the sea of travesty, in the pool of mediocrity in the galaxy of nothing, the vacuum of my heart there's nothing at all in the galaxy of nothing

well i was hanging out in the parking lot after the prom i was wearing a nice blue dress that belonged to my mom when a van pulled up blasting loud grunge rock when the side door opened i saw nothing but cock i was scared as hell as the fear rushed over me they tied me w/ twine and gave me some wine they took me to a warehouse in 20 minutes time put me inside a ring of fire as i began to cry for the song had started to play and there was nothing left to say all i could do was wait, wait and see, as the events unfolded and their resolve emboldened as i was thinking of a way to get free a shirtless man appeared on the scene he said "my name is weiland and i hold a degree in philosophy" and that he'd like to get close to me he swung from a chain and demanded that i lick his nuts i told him i was trying and that he should stay still because a body in motion stays in motion until acted upon by an opposing force then out of the corner of my eye i saw another guy he was wearing a loincloth and looking like a caveman i couldn't figure out what this was all about he stood up and said politely "my name is kevin and i like to dance do you want i should beat this weiland nance?" i said ok, and he pulled out a club he hit weiland in the nuts...and i guess that was enough to distract him while kevin pissed on the flames we got into the van and got it on w/ no shame i like to fuck cavemen and party with cocaine but the weiland creep took it a little too far he shouldn't have messed with me now weiland and his band are gonna learn the meaning of suede without the "e"

i like planets, i like planets electricity i like oceans, i like cities good enough for me global warming, terraforming dance the night away wake me up in a few hundred years cause there's nothing to do today gutted truth op, make up the ritual you can't help me, fossil merchants head out west to find the train full of secrets now we can make certain that we have the equipment required to make a stand luminous eyes upon me in lunar solace i barely recognized you with so much damage a foreign tongue, appalling truce never gain the light of simple truth their thoughts were warm but misinformed that is not the case with me and you take my feelings, wave that wand take me to a cave that was impervious to mind control techniques the water on this world can be absorbed exchanged for something far more interesting that will most certainly facilitate the onslaught of my new and improved civilization scarlet sentries guarding the clock pulse move in silence gliding transport now it's too late to call for backup access granted, total system failure it's never enough to just live you have to serve a purpose, preferably your own that's all i have now if you would come with me then we should go now

still strokin' it, i can't be stopped wearin' out my welcome with the lawyers and the cops can't do nothin' without scrutiny now i see you're lookin', you're lookin' at me what the hell do you want, what have i done i really don't know but i'm sure it was fun i prob'ly got it on with yo bitch yeah i'm gonna get it on 'til i'm dead, 'til i'm dead, aw speaking of which, here's another fuckin' record for you bring me a bitch, it's well known that i like to screw cows go "moo", cats say "mew" fuck me, fuck you you can't stop me, you can't win, you can't control the power of the seven deadly sins it's like fire, it's like ice, you know it's hot and it's cold and it's naughty and it's nice a-rock rock y'all, a-hip hop y'all, sell your soul to the music for a lifetime of fun it's really pure and obscure, and of that i'm sure straight dope gives you hope, it's the disease and the cure you get up, you get down, drive your car all around you go back home and tell your friends what you found the anthems of truth, the kind you can relate to it's all good, no it's great, make no mistake we take your mind and we'll never let it break 'til you get to the level of the high fidelity supersonic pantheon, ho pitching a tent, in the seclusion of a troubled state of mind paying your rent, i wouldn't count it as a favorite pastime craving a screw, and i will get it long before i go bye-bye getting a clue, maybe you'll get one before you die sky is blue, i like a wave that's new fuck me, fuck you i'm a redneck, i'm a pain in your ass, a-whoa whoa oh corporate america, you better run, i got a gun i know you wanna talk to the press, but you're gonna have to get through ME first i know you wanna talk to the press, cause i've been in your situation and you know i know that it hurts we get it on, and it's hard as hell, the fountain of truth springin' up like a well you can't compete when we take it to the street you got one more chance to sidestep a sure defeat unnatural disasters that nature will cause the loss of life, and the breaking of laws, ah, oh god naw fuck me fuck you fuck me fuck you fuck me fuck you fuck me fuck you ah

charlie, sold his soul party, rock and then roll army, army of jews sorry, they're coming for you! try not to be so bloody charming try to be conscious of the carving i don't belong inside this palace i miss when i could be so callous we can define in a heartbeat your new role my mind is racing my heart is black as coal because i am the official linkin park mole aces high awkward sentinel parses the blight paces, 20 at dawn faceless, trapped in the song what a conundrum for the scholars panic disaster forest fire manic imposter forcing dire consequences for the liars who ignore the issue that persists in all the peasants' minds a fitting fate for royalty most unkind like i've cultivated individuality the soldiers building campfires always laughing no morals, no mercy for prince charles see you in hell charlie, moles will assail and bid you death i'll finance the war log split heart attack is what you afford chilling, no feelings as you're ripped apart by my claws!

[mostly from a fake word generator...some real words also]

i am the man who invented the first clock yet you don't even know my name you won't return my everlasting affection for you i assume it's because you don't understand the value of love of time and space and the things that bind us together as human beings i've invented the clock, and now you can be on time you can put on your socks and shoes and socks and go make a dime you be anything that you want to be, and of course it's all because of me because i am the man who invented the first clock clock, first clock we are the girls, we are the girls who invented lesbianism it's not known the year in which we lived, as you see we lived before the days of calendars and clocks and such, we knew so little yet spoke so much and it brought us great joy to exchange sexual favors and bake lots of goodies to munch yes we were ready for anything we were ready for anything the world might throw at us but the fact is that wealth is never sufficient you must give in to the lust you feel the lust you feel is such a fire that rages like molten steel when it cools it's hard and strong and sturdy supporting the trains and buildings of centuries to come centuries to come centuries to come we are the crew that invented faster than light travel now man can traverse the galaxy as he once did rocks and gravel there's a lot to be said which can't be put into words the poetry of science isn't something that you learn it exists in the genes, and their sequenced devotions the heavier elements resulting from stellar explosions we cast off the ignorance of centuries past we spurn and despise incorporeal bombast as we glide and disperse and quote chapter and verse from the scriptures of the physical universe we explore we explore and implore build bridges open doors discover structures of other worlds containing hundreds of floors and alien lifeforms that scurry and scamp worlds arid and dry, humid and damp it's fascinating and most intriguing to hear aliens speaking, and to taste a lesbian's genitals as they are leaking, as they are leaking to look at a clock and to trust in its expenditure to question immortality as a way of getting things done and then of course to give in because it's all about me i am the only one that matters and i must live indefinitely there's no such thing as shame anymore there's no such thing as shame anymore there's no such thing as money we have what we need, the resources to feed the human population as it continues to breed that's something to behold as i'm sure that you're aware and for reasons unbeknownst, thou shalt give not a care for time and space and homosexuality chaste will forever be cataloged on my immortal face on my immortal face i catalog the infinite, i will invent the spaceship i will taste the lesbian, i will show you the clock that keeps time perfectly we glide, we disperse, the genitals never need to rehearse they know what they're in for, they know what to do we can scurry and scamp and make life difficult for you, for you because we are the inventors inventors, the inventors, the inventors

i'm a pacifist there's so much power you can't resist i'm a pacifist, now you're gettin the gist i'm a pacifist, there's so much power in the slightest grip i'm a pacifist, you're never quite sure if you're on my list cause i won't tell, if everything's not swell, and i want you to go to hell and DIE i'm a pacifist but i'm prone to seizures and violent fits if you keep yanking my chain i will put a hollow point in your fucking brain cause life's not fair and i simply ...do not...care and my vacant stare will chill you to the bone you'll never be alone cause the horror of my existence will haunt you for the rest of your days i know this makes you so amazed

everyone's trying to tell me about these sluts but no one's willing to help me when i need to get fucked if you're not gonna help me find some cooch stick a knife in my neck real soon hey baby won't you kill me please hey baby i'm down upon my knees i see that you've got another man someone who can fulfill your plans but he isn't the same as i am i am unique i can do many things you know but those things you need, i don't know you gotta tell me what they are or i can't do much and i can't even rhyme to the fuckin' lines i'm tryin' to it's true, i do, wanna screw, pretty baby, aw haw pretty baby, yip yip yaw i need to get some if you please these chords seem to go together even though i can't always sing the right words or the right notes everyone's trying to tell me to write a song write some words that aren't bullshit and we just might sing along if you're not gonna help me write this tune stick a knife up your ass real soon if you're not gonna help me find some cooch stick a knife in my head stick a knife in my head stick a knife in my head and kill me kill me kill me kill me kill, kill, kill, kill kill, kill, kill, kill kill kill kill kill kill, kill kill kill....kill...kill...kill 365 songs is a lot of songs if you're listening to this song you must not have too many better things to do, or even things that might not be better, but still possibly less annoying than this