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by Brandon Edge

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bow to me get on your knees and beg for forgiveness yeah yeah do you know who the fuck you're dealin with stop fuckin with me YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH! stop fuckin with me and maybe i'll let you live stop fuckin with me and maybe i won't cut off your head do you know who you're fuckin with, i don't think you do cause if you did you probably wouldn't do this shit to me as i'm standin right here the message that i'm sendin comin in clear you fucka, one too many motherfuckin times i take some drywall and i stick it right up that asshole i take a four track and slam yo ass down flat you know who you're fuckin with don't be pullin your mack fool there ain't nowhere to run you shitkicker! you're just a motherfuckin shitkicker aren't you!? YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH don't fuck with me you stupid ass fuckwad stupid fuckwipe, i'll wipe the floor with you fuckwipe, fuckhead, merciless fuckface fuckety fuck fuck you little fuckers motherfuckers
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Flinty Rock 07:08
[lyrics in []'s from "fences" by tom edge, w/ slight changes by me, i.e. the profanity] i am not amused i'm way too old for this sort of thing i lost my flair for that years ago you couldn't possibly understand how you destroyed my flow you're the man in my nightmares you're the tumor in my head you're the thorn in my tender foot i wish to god you were dead you couldn't possibly understand cause you've suddenly stolen all my hope i just can't believe in you, and I AM NOT AMUSED i used to be so controlled i used to be so destroyed i used to be so in love but now i weep at the thought of ever seeing you again i suck the oil from the flinty rock i suck a lemon in spite of you oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light what so proudly we fucked til the twilight's last gleaming whose broad stripes and bright flinty rocks whom we sucked that oil from the flinty rock fuck america, fuck everyone you fucked up my life [no time to worry about my next meal or whether i'm in style no time to feel a shame i do not own it robs my body of its smile these fences around my soul are rusty daggers from days of old these fences wreck my mind, i wanna fuck em up and shine these fences round our souls are selfish daggers from days of old these fences wreck my mind, i wanna fuck em up and shine no time for sleepin my days away, that's just like holdin a grudge no time to look too closely at ourselves, just let us give to another love with love these fences standing in our way STONEWALL THEY GIVE US BLUES ALL THE DAY AND TEAR OUR NIGHTS APART some things can ... right to our backs and never give us rest they're makin me bite a bite and scratch hey we can never give our best they're tellin us to bite and scratch and put our love to the test when we hold up to the word of truth we shine like stars above let us not make a secret of the good news let us share his love with love] song poetry dance art painting boring and want another helping want another you fucked up my life i'd like you to go out and lick the oil from the flinty rock ...rusty cement as i plummet your head into a burning sea of death and i go riding on my motorcycle
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he put on a latex and tried to have sex with me i had a stupid ass teacher on my case all up in my face with a can of mace a steady pace as i run in place tryin to get away, ain't no chance of that he tied me to the wall and confisgate my gat he laid my ass flat on a doormat filleted my guts and fed em to his cat i'm tellin you this story from beyond the grave for to illustrate the hate that makes us all the slave fuck racial oppression it's a social class issue away they wipe our pride with a tissue or a rag that's been dipped in alcohol put us in unconscious state possibly to rape before they tape over our mouths shut again let us speak up loud with the voice of the children uhhhaahahhahh as i walked in late for class the teacher grabbed my ass i don't know why but i had to ask he said he'd like my ass in a spandex he put on a latex and tried to have sex with me right in front of the class, made me a little nervous being raped by a teacher is atrocious i was raped by a teacher then i was raped by a preacher they threw me into a bathroom stall and said to suck their dicks or i would get expelled let us fight the oppression and cut off their erections sex abuse in the school system it's an infection let's make em give us more respect and stop tryin to have sex sex is for the home life, not for at school and anyone who don't know it is a dumbass fool they're so cruel when they rape i can't escape from the rape let us speak up loud with the voice of the children
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Intimidation 02:46
i'm only doing this to piss you off broken mind broken body in a violent scoff your faulty temper and your pent up rage will only make it easier to drive you insane i'm talking out of line and i know i'm out of time a municipal fine won't phase me i'm gettin what i need when i make you feel the heat i'll never let the bastards shame me intimidation is my only form of pride a superficial front to shield the pain that i hide make a crack about your mother maybe say that you're gay i won't let up i won't let you walk away... [my screams suck today!] my life's a living hell and now i'm scratching my head my life's a living hell and now i'm screwed in the head you make me feel like crap until i wish i was dead peace
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fuck me, and there will be no consequences i'll leave you fucked in the grass the reasons we live today, they don't make much sense the reason we live today is to fuck everything we see so fuck me, and there will be no consequences oh yeah i'll leave you fucked in the grass consequences? i don't think so! why don't you fuck me while you still have the chance motherfucker! you better listen to me i'll fuck you, i'll leave you fucked in the grass you fuckin dipshit!
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here's an equation for you to work out boredom and frustration equals doubt equals the shit that i go through equals the hate that i have for you don't ask me again, i'll pull out my gun blastin 20 rounds into your face is only half the fun i won't have to hear your shit i won't have to work your problems i won't have to feel like shit i won't have to fear your problems, yeah if you tell me it's ok when it's not ok then i have to say you've been sniffin propane think what i'm sayin is a little profane they should fire you today you're fuckin on cocaine i was sittin in class just the other day when the lame assfuck made me tell him my name i said screw off pervert you'll never know one thing about me, go get it on with your HOOOOOO
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the only part of succeed that i hear is suck i tell you to your face i don't give a fuck i don't give a fuck about the nerds of the computer just like junkies, you're all just users i imaginate to create my existence shattering chords they breathe life to my bliss i will live how i say every day cause i don't give a fuck about what you say you can say apathy is a part of me and you can shout in my face and say that i'm nothing but i don't care enough for you to make me hate myself cause i know how to live in heaven when everybody gives me hell the only path that i see has been blocked off so i just sit in my room and jack off i won't try to plead with your morals and beliefs and i won't even trip on the static that you heave i won't even care if i have sex it's more complicated when my bitch is perplexed this pattern of bullshit is turning into a hex men with big pecs and veins bulgin out their necks!
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you get the idea..
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[a reworking of a tom edge song, lyrics in []'s are brandon's] [expense? i see now how you loved, am i bled through this thick skin and i'm bull ragin, blood ragin and the thought your love is soft and able my eyes are true, your eyes are true and i can't believe how i could be so screwed] god's grace is free to you and me christ paid the price, he paid the price my friend on calvary took a strong drink from my hand pulled me out of the sinkin sand put my feet on solid land man it's hard to understand but god's grace is free [yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah draining your state of mind, desperately seeking the one that you can find to get away out of the lie and into the light the glamour of the unforgiving spotlight but i know how it is in this hole scrapin for respect when there's nothin left in the bowl you bitch about your problems and hope somebody cares you shove the man in front of you so everybody stares but i've found a way out, salvation with no pride it's through the love and blood of JESUS CHRIST
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masturbate, masturbate [metallica...mom!!!] people in the house say hello [people in the house!] everybody in the house say fuck off [fuck!] fuck off [fuck!] fuck your [FUCK YOURSELF!!] fuck your cat [CAT!] fuck your [CAT!!!] fuck your caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat [say somethin wig?] ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah i'm starin at the wall, i pick some hairy dingleberries off my bunghole, ah hahahahaha you will now lick them off my fingernails you stupid fuckmuffin [fuckmuffin?]
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Fatality 03:34
[unintelligible...] you asked for it too late so innocent aren't you i guess i'm in the hole again listen, and mark it down ... kill them all!
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Innocent 02:38
how the fuck you think you understand me livin in your luxuries there's no bridge between the two voids of segregated liberty second best and coughin up the garbage you shove down my throat just one day's filled with pain that in a lifetime you will never know you're so brilliant aren't you, count the stars in your mind you're so beautiful aren't you, i can count the sparkles in your eyes! you're so innocent aren't you, you'd never hurt a fly you're so innocent aren't you, but now you're gonna have to die! what kind of bullshit do you expect me to believe is this your paradise you think you have conceived i'm such a sinner and i'm so depraved but never will i let you make me one among your slaves you've fucked me one too many times do you realise the hatred you've instilled in this young mind there's no escape from the hole in which i am thrown people's lives are travesties of hell as you sit on your throne
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Pipes 05:09
beginning of the end is beginning to take place my hell is building up its hate been knocked sideways, can't fly straight and you've grown tired of me asking you to wait blow your pipes again and lull me to sleep stop the hateful end so there will be peace heaven take form, drive out evil men 17 to 1 won't crush me in the end fade, fadin out in the heat ready for failure, ready for defeat ready to stay, ready to lie ready to pay, ready to die yeh-heh go to sleep and hope you don't wake up dead!
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Equila 03:05
equila, are you listenin the fire in the trees is glistenin your eyes are bluer than the sky no one loves you more than i your fallin star has been recovered your heart is shinin like no other's everyone who left us down is dead can you see the light behind us can you comprehend your flight can you overthrow your conscience can you make the wrong seem right
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Affirmation 01:28
[bad green day rip...idk...words...yapyap]
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Yes 04:23
i'm on my way up, passing birds and planes moving past the clouds, the rain gives me a drink the sun keeps on shining and i love you, you make me feel like flying and i could go a million miles with just one kiss on my way up, i'm passing everything all that lives and breathes, i am the highest being your eyes keep on shining i love you, you make me wanna cry and i would love you forever if you just said yes ah yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes just said yes, that's all it takes just one little word, and that's all trust me, i'm not lying to you yeeeeeeeeah
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Headlights 01:23
radio sailor don't live for today she struck indecision, a difference is swayed to live, to cross the headlights and to all of the cities that i know you've strayed i walked in through eyelid, chaotic array oh to cross the dead sky see it all too far to fall my head is unsure like never before lies that we hide, the light is double wide [?] to break through these chains, reach out to the light
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Vultures 03:00
all you stupid assholes, you think you got the right to change my daily plans to where i can't even sleep at night well i got some news for you, it's not something you're gonna like i've had it up to here, i'm gonna blast you down tonight you betta watch ya back, i'm comin' at you full force you better pack your things and head for the hills and get the hell out of my life for good you ugly vultures, you're always tryin to get in my face saw you ugly vultures flyin at my head you're waiting for the moment to strike me down dead well it just ain't gonna happen cause i happen to have my deuce-deuce! cause i happen to have my deuce-deuce! MY DEUCE DEUCE i'm gonna cap you in the ass and leave you dead in the grass and i'm not gonna take that crap i'm comin at you full force with my gat get the hell out of my face, RAOURRR gonna stab you with my switchblade you won't complain you're gonna fix my keyboard with a chance to kill you you're gonna fix my car, mow my lawn, wash my dog you stupid bastards
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Strife 03:06
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Megablast 04:50
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Megablast II 08:05
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monday morning, feel like shooting somebody got everybody JOSTLING round the house even mousey tongue wont make me laugh have-a-pie has lost its luster i'm attempting to muster all my mind, clothes and strength try to reason with all their complaints my mind is filled with questions sometimes i just don't know what's being said and i have to take it slow i've been rusting away, my life sucks really bad these lyrics will prove it i'm not the kind of person with whom you can play mind games i catch on fast to that sort of thing let me sleep you fucks, stupid MOTHERFUCKERS
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Space Alien 06:27
sometimes my ass just hurts you got a problem with that you stupid FUCKHOLE fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck oh no, you're a motherfuckin space alien! i wouldn't fuck you in a million years you stupid fuck
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What Is Left 01:28
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Folk Me 02:17
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Slumber [V2] 02:37
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a bunch of 4-track recordings from 96/97. recorded at my dad's house in mesa, az on his 4-track, as it is with most of the 90s stuff you'll see on here.

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released January 1, 1997

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Brandon Edge Texas

Austin, TX-based songwriter. 30 albums avail. on bandcamp or elsewhere [youtube & mediafire]. All downloads are FREE or name- your-price! See my FB artist page [linked below] for full discog and links to almost all of my music [click the "about" tab then click "see more" under where it says "description"] ... more

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