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Detective Moron

from Acoustic Lazyland by Brandon Edge

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i play guitar like a moron
i robbed a bank like a fucking moron
i solved a crime like a moron
and when only morons can solve crimes
it's a sad state of affairs
i will take you there to the scene of the crime
one time i solved a crime, it was easy
cause i didn't use my brain
i'm a moron and i am completely and utterly insane
look into my eyes pretty baby
i love you so
and now it's time to say goodbye to the life you once knew
i'm gonna take you to a special place
where they keep all the pretty people who never know what's right
they always fight their instincts, they always go the wrong way
just like you did, my love
but now i'm here for you
and it's all going to be rectified in an instant
i'll get the leeches off your back
and i'll save you from your life of solitude
i robbed a bank like a moron but i'll never get caught
i solved more crimes than i commit
they won't catch me cause i'm much too smart
i don't think in ordinary terms
i'm a moron
i'm a moron

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from Acoustic Lazyland, released August 24, 2011

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Brandon Edge Texas

Austin, TX-based songwriter. 30 albums avail. on bandcamp or elsewhere [youtube & mediafire]. All downloads are FREE or name- your-price! See my FB artist page [linked below] for full discog and links to almost all of my music [click the "about" tab then click "see more" under where it says "description"] ... more

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