if you subscribe to my plan, if you subscribe to my plan
i will fuck you over air, sea and land
if you subscribe to my plan, if you subscribe to my plan
i will fuck you over air, sea and land
cash in my pocket, waiting for the sun to go down
unholy racket making a cacophonous sound
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choose wisely, choose wisely
hey won't you climb into my truck. hey won't you try to give a fuck
crawl, crawl, crawl, crawl
cure the disease so i can fuck more [x4]
definitely a problem [x2]
ah yeah, rock and roll is what i want to do, yeah i'm gonna screw
but not really cause that wouldn't be proper
and you know me i'm always proper
i've got lots of time to kill, i'm gonna suck 10,000 dills oh yeah
and you know what that means uh huh
would you please sign your name right here [x2]
oh god, oh my goodness, i don't have enough plywood
i need to save my life, oh goodness gracious
oh please don't let me get in trouble with the fucking bullshit that i see
it's flying my way, it's flying in front of my face
it's a lot of fuck fluid that is being displaced, a lot of time that is going to be waste
ah, ah, ah...ah, ah, ah ah ah ah
doobie do do, doobie do do [x2] give me what i want now [x3]
god speaks to me, god is really neat [x2]
here comes the plane, here comes the fucking airplane
it's gonna land on my soul [x2]
i don't really like that possibility
hey won't you, hey won't you, hey won't you fuck off [x2]
fuck off today, today, today, todayyy, ooh ooh ooh
nobody knows how fucked up you are, and i'll tell them as soon as i'm a star [x4]
i already called a pussy, i don't need to elaborate further
so many times i've had to tell you i don't know
so far away from everything i'm all alone
i don't want to tell you anything no i don't want to tell you
i don't want to tell you anything
don't mistake my ignorance for approval [x2]
it's really simple [x2]
now now now come to my house, come to my house, ugh ugh ugh
if you really cared about me, would you try to kill me
if you really cared about me, but you don't do you, no you don't do you
don't get so excited [x4]
i'm gonna make a stand, i'm gonna make my intention clear
i'm gonna make a stand, and it's all gonna happen here
good good good, i really like the way these events are coming to pass
i really like to lick your fucking ass, i want to taste it
and i fully expect you to DRINK MY SPERM
drink my sperm, drink my sperm, drink my motherfucking sperm
when the night falls over my head, i will look to you to give me
massive amounts of head
follow the arrow [x8], no way to win, so much destruction, no way to win
so much destruction, no way to win, no way to win
so much death so much destruction, ahh ohhh
i don't have to tie it in, ah yeah
hey motivation you broken bastard
certainly opposite, follow the efforts of love through the wall
get alone get away
hey, hey,
too many sounds, not enough frolicking [x2]
finding new reasons to stay behind
chalk it up to a new found hope, i've got enough rope to hang myself today oh yeah
i really hope that i will be able to contact you after i'm gone
i wanna get along, i've got a big fat schlong, oh yeah, oh yeah
oh baby baby baby, i really hope you're gonna be around
for the next episode of "suck my fucking dong" uhh uhh uhh
that's not a real snowflake, that's sth you put on a pancake
i'm talking to myself and i think it's very important
won't you come to my house and lick on my penis
won't you come on, come on, sweet darling and tell me why you
have these fake snowflakes on your coat
i don't know whoa i don't know why, why do you cry, why do you cry
try not to spill nuclear waste on my head
i don't need your instruction, i'm ready to go wherever i have to
i have to go everywhere, do everything i was sent here to relate
the story of life to you, to me, if i could only remember the words
that have been spoken to me in the past, in the past in the future
and the future will be mine, it'll be mine to see, it'll be mine to release
it'll be mine forevermore and ever after, i will see you and lean on you
and release you from your obligations obligations obligations to me, whoa yeah, oh yeah, hahahaha
you've got fantastic abilities, you've got a fantastic ability to destroy my mind and soul
you've got fantastic abilities, you've got fantastic abilities to destroy my life and my worldly pursuits, everything i do, all the things that i do
oh mamemaglhifdhgdlhg;ldhaldhwealgheg;h tomatillo,...yamamoto...i lick your pussy and lick it faster
i want to get some head, head, i'm gonna get lots of head
lots of head yeah whoa gonna get that fuckin head, head, head
head head get me some head gimme some head i really like the way your tongue feels on my cockhead, cock, feels on my cockhead
cock cock cunt cunt son of a bitch, lick them titties, get em, whip em out, come on, i really gotta get some fuckin sex
i'm depriving myself like a monk, i gotta get 10,000 kilos of cunt
ah yeah it's very very interesting sometimes, i feel the need to tell you all these rhymes
oh god, it's overwhelming my mind, oh, i feel the pull of gravity upon my prostate gland, uh, i've got plans, i've got plans, i've got plans
gotta water those plants, plans are like plants cause they need attn
like my cock needs attn, and i've got a pension, but i never did no work
it's called a pension for cocksmoking jerks
suck me [x3] oh suck me [x4] suck me suck me uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh, uh, uh, uhhh, uhhhh, uh uh uh uh
look at the piss stream [x4] oh oh oh whoa whoaaaaaaaaaaa
sex is good, sex is goooooooooooood g-g-g-goood
why would you deny my sexual advances [x2]
take a shot of this take a shot of that [x4] oh
you silenced me, silenced me, i wanna tell you how i feel
about being the subject of experiments, human experiments, human experiments, oh ah whoah
so what the fuck are you doing to me
there's no limit on the amt of cunt i can suck
there's no limit on the amt of cunt i can suck
i feel the pain of a thousand nations in my brain
i feel the pain of god's great earth upon my soul
come to me, baby, i want you to suck my woooood
you, would you do the honors, i've got sons and daughters
that will attest to my mission statement, oh
it's really important, i'm really important
i am a motherfucking
genius [x5] oh i've got a penis and it needs some attn
so please suck my dong, oh please suck my dong
suck my dong, suck my dong, suck my dong, dong, dong dong dong dong dong
stupid plague [x3], suck a big fat donkey
throw the game throw the game, i've got a lot of money bet on this [x2]
game, ow yeah
oh
you don't have a chance [x6] oh you don't have you don't have you don't have
have a chance, chance
you see an opportunity, i see death, that's what i see when i look at your success
i want to tell you just how i think of you, die in a hole you fucking bastard
you'll literally have sex with anything [x3]
you've changed your outlook [x2] on life
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