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Suede Without the "E"

from n​*​sane by Brandon Edge

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well i was hanging out in the parking lot after the prom
i was wearing a nice blue dress that belonged to my mom
when a van pulled up blasting loud grunge rock
when the side door opened i saw nothing but cock
i was scared as hell as the fear rushed over me
they tied me with twine and gave me some wine
they took me to a warehouse in 20 minutes time
put me inside a ring of fire
as i began to cry
for the song had started to play
and there was nothing left to say
all i could do was wait, wait and see, as the events unfolded
and their resolve emboldened as i was thinking of a way
to get free

a shirtless man appeared on the scene
he said "my name is weiland and i hold a degree in philosophy"
and that he'd like to get close to me
he swung from a chain and demanded that i lick his nuts
i told him i was trying and that he should stay still
because a body in motion stays in motion
until acted upon by an opposing force
then out of the corner of my eye i saw another guy
he was wearing a loincloth and looking like a caveman
i couldn't figure out what this was all about
he stood up and said politely
"my name is kevin and i like to dance
do you want i should beat this weiland nance?"
i said ok, and he pulled out a club
he hit weiland in the nuts...and i guess that was enough to distract him
while kevin pissed on the flames
we got into the van and got it on w/ no shame
i like to fuck cavemen and party with cocaine
but the weiland creep took it a little too far
he shouldn't have messed with me
now weiland and his band are gonna learn the meaning of
suede without the "e"

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from n​*​sane, released August 7, 2014

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Brandon Edge Texas

Austin, TX-based songwriter. 30 albums avail. on bandcamp or elsewhere [youtube & mediafire]. All downloads are FREE or name- your-price! See my FB artist page [linked below] for full discog and links to almost all of my music [click the "about" tab then click "see more" under where it says "description"] ... more

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