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Tit Sweat Serenade

from Sugapaptuch by Brandon Edge

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commissioned by amanda [clair.de.lune on smashing pumpkins message board. aka "AL"]. most of the words are taken from the thread where it was commissioned.
this is a key for who wrote what [obviously anything else you might hear was made up by me]:
a=amanda, k=kristin, f=frosty

f=i hate when men have flat butts. i don't want a full butt. just a nice one.
k=Flat butts are sad.
a=Shut up Kristin!!!
k=You've got a little butt., and don't worry, everyone's looking at your boobs anyway. IF I COULD GIVE YOU SOME OF MINE YOU KNOW I WOULD.
Alex asked for some of my butt the other day, luckily I got plenty for you both
a=My boobs are covered in rashes with all the humidity down here. Actually, all the parts my bra rests on. And my arthritis is acting up. And ants are walking on my arms as I type. I live in a fucking jungle. Help
f=does baby powder help if you put that on your chest?
a=Using cornstarch powder right now. I sweat a lot and the humidity here is like 95% or something. Like breathing in soup. Wearing a bra is both productive and counterproductive. I need the lift otherwise I'd accumulate a stream of boob sweat under my boobs and wearing them all the time makes them suffocate so they aren't breathing. I need to get a good 4-part 100% cotton bra so they aren't smothered by nylon/spandex all the time, but I have to look around for something that provides the support in cotton. First world boob problems, guys. I hope Brandon writes a song about my sweaty boobs. They're droopy with sadness these days.

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from Sugapaptuch, released October 13, 2013

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Brandon Edge Texas

Austin, TX-based songwriter. 30 albums avail. on bandcamp or elsewhere [youtube & mediafire]. All downloads are FREE or name- your-price! See my FB artist page [linked below] for full discog and links to almost all of my music [click the "about" tab then click "see more" under where it says "description"] ... more

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