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TV Land

from n​*​sane by Brandon Edge

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i've been summoned by a deity i dare not understand
drawn into a fearsome catastrophic change of plans
into a strangely populated land of frightening plays
in the evening when the darkness takes over what it can
little ghosts and goblins come and take you by the hand
and take you to a place they call tv land
i'm what they call the white man i'll have you understand
i'm something to observe, when i'm running with my clan
i've got the dick the size of a thimble and i'm nimble
like rush limbaugh
have you ever seen him leap, it's an astounding feat
he can fall 30 stories and still land on his feet
it's uncanny, to see the fanny act like a parachute
you know that i'm a creep like a mouse i'm known to squeak
it's true that i'm boring and a useless waste of space
but never mind that, hand over your territory and promptly DIE
i'm white and i've got tv, how can you say you're better than me
that's not possible, you see, i've got the documents and the case law to prove my worth to the last penny, to the last dime
don't you dare interfere with my crime, with my campaign of hate and fear
i will fly up behind you on a broomstick and yell in your ear
"hey people, get ready for the revolution" that's my solution
witchcraft and racism, go hand in hand
television is a big part of our master plan
underneath our white skin lie the scales of a reptile
it's a devious scheme we've been devising for quite a while
in fact it goes back to the beginning of time
when adam and eve committed their first unholy crime
i was there, and part of me has never left the scene
cause my sinful existence allows me to transcend time
i can be two places at once, oh it's oh so sublime
i can stab your god with a pitchfork while i'm reading the 6 o'clock news live on the scene
it's a live report, we've got our reports in hand
to add to the stack of fucking bullshit
everywhere you look the conspiracy is transparent
in saudia arabia, or at the table with your parents
there's no fucking escape so just give in to the plan
there's no escape, so won't you just give in to the white man's plan
and we'll all live happily ever after in tv land
yeah, yeah, yeah
change it, this sucks, change it, this sucks, change it
grow a fucking brain, there's no such thing as a fucking shapeshifting reptile, there's only a bunch of greedy humans
monkeys with larger brains, or so i'm told
that's what they tell me in school
yeah, charles darwin, knew what the fuck was going on, yes he did
yeah won't you suck my dong, my fucking dong
while i'm singing this song, suck my dong while i'm singing this song
in tv land we know the things that make you happy
we've got all our research in hand, and we can take it from here
back to you, bob

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from n​*​sane, released August 7, 2014

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Brandon Edge Texas

Austin, TX-based songwriter. 30 albums avail. on bandcamp or elsewhere [youtube & mediafire]. All downloads are FREE or name- your-price! See my FB artist page [linked below] for full discog and links to almost all of my music [click the "about" tab then click "see more" under where it says "description"] ... more

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