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C Standard [C F A# D# G C]. key of A#

don't play with your balls while you're supposed to be playing football
don't play with your balls while you're supposed to be playing football
keep one hand on the ball at all times
don't keep one hand on your balls at all times
i don't have any sympathy or any empathy
for anyone who dares to try to balance these two disparate activities that you do
take your hand off your nutsack for one goddamn second
you fucking freak
i really don't understand why you need to masturbate in front of the crowd
it's not allowed for you to do these things
allowed for you to be so strange
allowed for you to do these things to me, to us, to the fans
think about someone other than yourself
keep your hands on the ball, not your balls
you'll fumble the fucking ball
you will fumble the fucking ball

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from Wearing Out My Welcome, released June 6, 2012

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Brandon Edge Texas

Austin, TX-based songwriter. 30 albums avail. on bandcamp or elsewhere [youtube & mediafire]. All downloads are FREE or name- your-price! See my FB artist page [linked below] for full discog and links to almost all of my music [click the "about" tab then click "see more" under where it says "description"] ... more

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