[inspired by comments by carrie (shaman0)]

[center voice:]
i hate my phone, i hate my phone...

[left voice:]
nobody gonna give me what i need, everything is against me
i can't get where i need to go, everything's gone wrong aw don't you know
i'm tryin' to go to the austin town, tryin' to get down with a motherfuckin' gopher
i like someone but he probly don't care, and i hate this phone
i can't get where i'm tryin' to go, i just i just don't fuckin' know what the problem
what's goin' on, these people always givin' me shit
tryin' to get along in this world of shit, cause shit rhymes with shit
know what i'm talkin' about, yeah, diamonds in my fuckin' teeth yo
gimme some props, gimme some fuckin' props, mothafucka, yeah
i'm OG and i'm ready, i'm down, i'm always down, been down from day 1, bitch
i could tell you somethin' that you've never even heard before
cotton candy: stick it up my cooter
give me what i need, i've gotta get somethin', it's very very important that i be served
gotta get what i need, gotta write words, i refuse to write actual words
do you understand what i'm talkin' about, can't see my hand as it moves
it's always gonna groove, i feel the power of the rhythm, yo
now get inside me, and tell me what you know, it's really good
it's really bad

[right voice:]
gimme that candy, that candy, gimme some fuckin' sugar
gimme some fuckin' sugarrrrr, street fight street fight gonna get it on
baby, street fight street fight suck on my fuckin' dong attagetitbadaba
my name is carrie and i like to rap, i'm takin' ya down
not takin' no fuckin' crap, slap, japs, slappin' a jap, i'm slappin
i'm crappin', i'm singin' a song, come on come on look at me
RAO RAO RAO
i got...it's really fuckin' serious, hey, is this a song, i really don't know
come on come on it's really good
make sure that i'm related to you, if i spelled that right
scroll scroll, scrollin' down, i'm viewin' all the posts, change the threshold
gonna get it on, gonna get a reply, gonna start a new topic and then i'm gonna make ya die
come on, lick my penis please, that's really really really good good good, yeah
i never say things that are dumb, never never never do it
i never do nothin' wrong, i'm fucking perfect
but i care about someone and he really don't care
no he don't care, he don't really care, no he doesn't really care
i'm talkin' to you as a man that cares, i like to stare
let me lick on the nipple one time, nipple nipple
nibble on the nipple, i'm gonna nibble on the fuckin' nip
nip-a-nip-a-nipple, nippa-nup, num numnunmnumnumn
tastes really good, tastes really fine, drinkin' that wine
takin' all your time, tyin' ya up with some twine, committing lots of crime
rar rar