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The Cops Are Hot Tonight

from Acoustic Lazyland by Brandon Edge

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the cops are hot tonight
the cops are gonna make everything alright
and they're not gonna take any prisoners
kickin ass
shootin guns (shoot shoot)
puttin the cuffs on (clickity click)
and then i hit you in the head with a club (ohh)
yeah, i drive real fast
yeah, i kick some ass
yeah, i'm gonna kick your ass to the curb, you little twerp
cops, i'm a member of the cops
it's a little group and we like our authority
it's kept within its limits (do me now)
we like to put em down
take big piles of drugs and snort em up
yeah the cops are hot tonight (snort the drugs)
my nuts are big and ready to pop
oh baby check out my pants (i'm a mf'in cop)
the nuts are gettin ready to burst
my name is willie, and i am a cop
if you don't wanna go to jail why don't you suck
i am a cop (can i nut you)
i am a really good cop (wanna nut)
i like to shoot and i like to fuck (i like to nut)
ah there's nothin wrong with that (i need to nuuuuuttt)
16 rounds in my clip, gonna get it on tonight
everything's gonna be alright
cops, a member of the cops
i like cock, i like puss
i like drum machines
i like drugs (drugs are good)
i like plants (plants are good)
drugs come from plants don't you know (so does oxygen)
when i get it on with a ho
i get all the evidence to the hotel room (plz don't take me to jail)
i got it off some drug dealin dude
i beat him down with a gat (i'll suck it real good)
i went and got it on with a little ho (yes he did)
and she was a very fine ho, yeah (yeah!)
my nuts are hot tonight (yeah)
YEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
you better not get in my way
get out of my face
ready to shoot, ready to shoot my guns
cop shoot gun ass ho drugs snap crackle

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from Acoustic Lazyland, released August 24, 2011

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Brandon Edge Texas

Austin, TX-based songwriter. 30 albums avail. on bandcamp or elsewhere [youtube & mediafire]. All downloads are FREE or name- your-price! See my FB artist page [linked below] for full discog and links to almost all of my music [click the "about" tab then click "see more" under where it says "description"] ... more

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